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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2022

What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
– You want a peach of me?!

This pie looks so apple-tizing!

Honey, I cherry-ish you.

What do you give a sick lemon?
– Lemon-Aid!

What kind of fruit will never get married?
– Cantelouope

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?
– A baaa nana

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist!
– Because it needed a filling!

What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
– Neck-tarines!

Why did the tiny fruit farmer move to Minnesota?
– He was Mini-apple-less!

Peach perfect.

All in due lime.

What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?
– A jam session!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– Use tomato paste!

What fruit do you use to make toe jam?
– You use fruit by the foot

Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?

Cherry up, buttercup!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
– A sourpuss!

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