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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2023

What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
– You want a peach of me?!

I love you berry much.

Wanna hear my best pickup lime?

Why do oranges wear sun cream?
– Because their skin peels!

What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit?
– A masterpeach!

I’m starting to think the Whitehouse is a fruit stand.
– An orange is being impeached because he’s bananas!

I apple-solutely adore you!

I think we did a grape job on this, don’t you?

How did the fruit basket get across the lake?
– They took the straw-ferry!

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the swimming pool?
– He wanted to be a watermelon!

I finished off the last of the traditional German Christmas fruit bread late last night.
– Now my wife is telling everyone it was stollen.

Did you hear the one about the fruit salad?
– A-pear-antly not.

What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender?
– Apple juice!

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
– He was feeling sour!

What type of fruit always has a wedding?
– Cantaloupe

I blueberry much love you.

Hey drop me a lime!

How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington Bear eat?
– None, he’s already stuffed!

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