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Fruit jokes ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ in 2021

Did you hear the one about the fruit salad?
– A-pear-antly not.

What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender?
– Apple juice!

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
– He was feeling sour!

What type of fruit always has a wedding?
– Cantaloupe

I blueberry much love you.

Hey drop me a lime!

How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington Bear eat?
– None, he’s already stuffed!

What did the fruit say when he was surprised for his birthday?
– Wow… I’m s-peach-less!

What do you call someone who steals a fruit drink?
– A smoothie criminal.

And they all lived apple-y ever after.

Eat, drink, and be cherry.

What was Prince’s favourite dessert?
– Raspberry sorbet!

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