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Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝 in 2024

What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
– You want a peach of me?!

Good afternoon, your pine-ness.

Why did the apple pie cross the road?
– It saw a fork up ahead!

Where do baby apes go to sleep?
– In an apricot!

Sent my Grandma a fruit basket with a message.
– I guess you could call it a Nanagram

I miss you berry much.

That’s it! I’ve got to draw the lime.

Why do oranges do so well in school?
– They concentrate!

Why did the tomato go to the ball with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

What do you call a song about fruits and vegetables?
– Melon-cauli

This pie looks so apple-tizing!

Honey, I cherry-ish you.

What do you give a sick lemon?
– Lemon-Aid!

What kind of fruit will never get married?
– Cantelouope

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?
– A baaa nana

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist!
– Because it needed a filling!

What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
– Neck-tarines!

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