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Fruit jokes ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ in 2021

And they all lived apple-y ever after.

Eat, drink, and be cherry.

What was Prince’s favourite dessert?
– Raspberry sorbet!

My sister thought she was soo smart, she said the only vegetable/fruit that can make her cry is a onion
– So I threw a coconut at her

Time flies like an arrow.
– Fruit flies like a banana.

Iโ€™ve been pine-ing for you.

What do you get when you cross apple pie with a Christmas tree?
– Pineapple pie!

What does a lemon say when it wants a hug?
– Give us a squeeze!

Tell me a fruit joke…
– Mangoes in to a bar

This fruit salad really blue me away.

You can call me any lime.

What kind of monkey doesn’t eat bananas?
– An orangutan!

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