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Horse Jokes ๐Ÿด in 2021

Which football team do horses always cheer for?
-The Broncos.

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
-A horse is walking around bare foot.

Where do horses go when they’re ill?
-the horsepital.

What do horses see before thunder?
– Lightning Colts.

What did the boy say to the teacher during horse riding class?
– Can I ask equitation?

Where do horses stay at night when they travel?
-Red Hoof Inn.

Which side of the horse has the most hair?
-The outside!

Where do newly married horses sleep?
– In the bridle suite.

What did the lunch lady say to the horses?
– Stop horsing around.

How do you hire a horse?
– With two pairs of stilts.

What team of horses travel all around the world??
– The Globe Trotters.

Whatโ€™s the hardest thing about riding a horse?
-The ground.

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