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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2022

Which football team do horses always cheer for?
-The Broncos.

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
-A horse is walking around bare foot.

Where do horses go when they’re ill?
-the horsepital.

How do you save a horse possessed by an evil spirit?
-Perform an exhorsist.

Where do horses go when they hurt themselves?
-The horsepital.

What do you call a horse who refs football games?
-A zebra.

What do you name a horse you root for?
– You name the horse radish.

What show was the horse actor appearing in?
– A little horse play.

What do you call an equine carpenter?
– A sawhorse.

How is an egg like a young horse?
-You can’t use it until it’s been broken. (broken is used to describe when a horse is trained)

What did the horse grow in her garden?
-Horse radishes.

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One reigns up and one rains down!

Why was the race horse so dirty?
-It was a mudder.

Where do horses shop for clothes?
-At Old Neighvy.

Why did the horse go to the doctor?
– Hay Fever.

Who is in charge of horse town?
-The Mare. (ie: mayor)

What NFL football matchup is always a win-win for horses?
– Broncos vs. Colts.

WhydidtheWhy was the race horse nicknamed “Bad News?”
– Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.

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