Horse Jokes ๐Ÿด in 2021

Where do horses get their hair cut?
– In Maine.

What did the waiter say to the horse?
-Can I get you a stable.

How do you treat a horse who has a cold?
-with cough stirup

What do you call a well-balanced horse?
-Stable.

What do you call the horse who lives next door?
– A neigh-bour.

Why are horses so healthy and fit?
-Well, they’re on a stable diet.

How slow was the race horse?
– He was so slow that they had to pay the jockey overtime.

Who were the two most famous horse theives?
– Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Whatโ€™s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
– The horseโ€™s shadow.

Which US state do horses like most?
-Neighbraska.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?
– The outside.

Who helps the horse stable cleaner?
-His co-pile-it.

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