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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2022

Which football team do horses always cheer for?
-The Broncos.

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
-A horse is walking around bare foot.

Where do horses go when they’re ill?
-the horsepital.

Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He thought he would get a kick out of it.

Which horse is an advocate for horse safety?
-Ralph Neigh-der.

Which baseball team frightens horses the most?
-The Diamondbacks.

Where did the pony family go for their summer vacation?
– The Horsea Shore

What did the race horse order from the bakery?
-Thoroughbred.

What did the horse say after it fell?
– Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

What was the name of the horse musical?
– Fiddler on the hoof.

What did the mommy horse say to her foal?
-Its pasture your bedtime.

How long should a horse’s legs be?
-Long enough to reach the ground.

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