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Tricycles, bicycles, unicycles, and motorbikes are all great topics for bike jokes. They each have their own approach and people who use or enjoy them, making the range of jokes that reference bikes of any type numerous and varied. For some the type of bike joke they use changes as they age.
I need a new bicycle chain.
– Can anyone give me any links?
A guy parks his bicycle outside the US capitol…
security comes to him and says “you can’t park your bike here. Don’t you know that Congressmen, Senators, Speaker, Vice President, foreign dignitaries, and the President come here often?”
– the guy says “oh don’t worry, I’ve chained my bike!”
Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder
The guard stops him and asks:
“What’s in the bags?”
“Nothing but sand sir”
So he examines the bags and indeed nothing but sand.
“Ok you’re clear move on”
Two weeks later, same thing.
So this guy goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and it drives them nuts.
So finally one day one of the guards can’t take it anymore and follows the guy. So he sees him sitting at a cafe with his two bags of sand. He steps up to him and says:
“Listen buddy you got us crazy down at the office. Please tell me what you’re smuggling, I know it must be something. I swear I won’t tell!”
So the guy takes a sip from his drink, lifts his head up and looks at him and says: ” bicycles.”
When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop.
You can’t seem to get to work by 8:30 AM, even for important meetings, but you don’t have any problems at all meeting your mates at 6:30 AM for a hundred-miler.
I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.
What do you call a cyclist who just avoids obstacles instead of going around them?
– A pessimist.
How do bikers stop signs?
– They rip them out of the ground.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own??
– Because it’s two tired
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
– The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).
Not because it was two tired
My wife’s dog got to where it wouldn’t listen to her.
So she took it to the vet. The vet said no wonder it won’t listen I’ve never seen that much hair in a dogs ears. He clipped some out and said goto the pharmacy and buy a bottle of nair hair remover.
Put a little on a qtip and rub back in there and that’ll take care of the problem.
So she went and seen the pharmacist standing and asked for a bottle of nair he said I got a bottle right here but whenever you put this in your legs don’t wear any hose for 3 days. She said I’m not putting in on my legs.
He said well when you put this under your arms don’t wear any deodorant for 3 days. She said I’m not putting it under my arms.
He asked well where you putting it. She said on my schnauzer.
He said well don’t ride a bicycle for 3 days.
What do cyclists and gorillas have in common?
– They both like to ride in packs.
Why was the bicycle thrown off the bridge?
– Because it didn’t have any pontoons.
Why did the cyclist use oil?
– To hydrate the chain.
Your first course when you eat out is a large banana split.
A measurement of 44-36-40 doesn’t refer to the latest Playboy centrefold, but that new gear ratio you were considering.
A man is going across the border with different bicycles everyday with bags of sand on the handle bars
The border patrol searches methodically and carefully everyday in the sand and they are never able to find anything. An agent retired 7 years later meets the man in a cafe while they’re both getting a coffee. The man asked if he could buy the drink but a question would have to be answered. The man who was crossing the border says yes and grabs a table for the both of them. After they both get there drinks they sit down and the man asks his question. He asked what he was smuggling since they knew he was smuggling something everyday and there was nothing in the sand. The mans response was simple, bicycles.
What do you call a cyclist that thinks he’s smart?
– Pain in the ass!
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Bicycle Jokes
Bike jokes for kids are most often about bicycles or even tricycles. These are the ones that they learn to ride on and are most likely to be easily available to children. Beginning on a tricycle at a young age allows them the learn the mechanics of the pedaling and steering the bike, and hilarious bicycle jokes may help the transition from the smaller three wheeled bike to the two wheelers that older children ride. As the first few two wheel bike sizes often come with training wheels, not only are cute bicycle jokes popular in the early grades of school, but also training wheels jokes, falling jokes, and helmet jokes. Ensuring that proper safety items are used, such as helmets and knee pads, will often result in some light and silly bike jokes, but they can encourage children to wear them by acknowledging the need and that everyone wears them.As kids age, they may find that clean bike jokes begin to evolve into falling or even broken arm jokes and more. These short bike jokes may be one of the ways that they deal with the fear of falling or becoming injures as they begin to ride farther, longer, and without the supervision of adults. Some may find that they are drawn to doing bike tricks or riding off road, trail riding, or other more challenging courses with their bikes. Each of these activities will certainly have top bike joke that fit that activity, and they will be well used among those who enjoy them. Most popular and certain to be in use at any competitions and group rides, they are one of the ways that people find others who share their interest and build friendships with them.
Unicycle Jokes
The unicycle is not as popular as it once was, but funny bike jokes about them remain. With no second wheel to help balance, they need to be balanced not only from side to side but also front to back. This added difficulty makes them hard to learn and very few people master them. Those who do, often begin with smaller versions when they are young, and their bikes grow with them as they age.Most popular in the early 1900s, old time jokes and history jokes are the most likely to reference the unicycle. Clean bike jokes have been around for many decades, and they have evolved as the bikes have, but that also means that some of the older corny bike jokes are fading from use and may even be already forgotten.
Motorbike Jokes
The last type of cheesy bike jokes is those for motorbikes. These include those for dirt bikes, as they are all powered by a motor whether it is intended for on city roads or for off roading. Cheesy bike jokes about motorbikes and how they interact with drivers around them, how they are parked, and where they fit in a society of car and truck drivers. There are some old stereotypes attached to some bikers, and one liner bike jokes will certainly appeal to their family and friends. While many do not fit those stereotypes their family may tease them about it with the best bike jokes, as a way to remind them of the careful driving that is necessary.The funniest bike jokes will be funny to all ages and may apply to any type of bike that is currently in use. These jokes can help people to be less afraid of bike riding, or less nervous about their first time on a motorbike. They share the enjoyment that comes from bikes both for entertainment as well as a mode of transportation, and every bike rider has their own favorites.