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Hamster jokes ๐Ÿน in 2024

What do you call a hamster that can paint? “Picasso-tter”!

Why do hamsters hate math? They can’t count past “wheel”!

Why don’t hamsters like to go camping? Because they hate “s’mores”!

Why don’t hamsters ever get bored? Because they always have a wheel to spin!

Why are hamsters always calm? They know how to “roll” with it!

Why did the hamster join the baseball team? Because he runs like a “fur-ball”!

What do you call a hamster that can write? A “scribble rodent”!

Why do hamsters make bad students? They always lose their “train” of thought!

What do you call a hamster that tells jokes? A “ham-stand-up” comedian!

Why do hamsters make bad drivers? They’re always spinning out!

Why are hamsters never late for dinner? Because they always “scurry” on time!

Why don’t hamsters like thunderstorms? They hate loud “booms”!

Why did the hamster go to the supermarket? He ran out of “wheely” good snacks!

Why did the hamster go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “hamsterceps”!

What do you call a hamster who can’t keep a secret? A “blabber mouse”!

Why do hamsters like to stay at home? Because they feel like a “hamster in a wheel”!

Why was the hamster at the space station? He wanted to be an “astro-rodent”!

What do you call a hamster who’s an actor? A “drama rodent”!

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