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Cringe jokes 🙈 in 2024

What can you call the security guards of the Samsung store?
– Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?
– Then it would be a foot.

How do you make holy water?
– You boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
– A stick.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s knocking?

– Wood.

– Wood who?

– Wood you please like to go out with me?

What’s Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?
– Walking… JK, Rolling.

How do scientists keep their breath fresh?
– Experi-mints.

Which app does Thanos love the most?
– Snap Chat.

Whom can you always count on?
– Your fingers.

What would you call it when someone throws an apple on your face?
– A fruit punch.

What’s the similarity between stars and my grandmother’s teeth?
– Both come out at night.

Why are there gates around cemeteries?
– People are dying to get in!

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
– Because they’re dead.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
– Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and says, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Knock, Knock!

– Who knocks?

– Boo.

– Boo who?

– Why are you crying all of a sudden? Is everything okay?

I made a pencil with two erasers.
– It was pointless.

Why was the math book crying?
– He had a lot of problems.

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