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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2022

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
– Flap-jacks

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?
– You butterfly!

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?
– Hannibal Nectar.

I threw butter through a window.
– I wanted to see a butterfly.

Why was the bird nervous about the bug-eating contest.
– Because it had butterflies in their stomach.

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

Why did the little boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?
– To see a butterfly!

What looks like half a caterpillar?
– The other half.

I found a butterfly without wings…
– So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM… It drowned.

When is a baseball player like a spider?
– When he catches a butterfly.

What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?
– An urban moth.

ABCD…
– EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

Why do butterflies always have a date?
– Because they are big flutters.

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