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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2022

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Nothing.

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
– -Dr. Seuss

How do insects swim?
– Using the butterfly stroke.

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London…
– But it turned out to be an Urban Moth

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

How do you stop having butterflies in your stomach?
– Stop eating caterpillars.

Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?
– To watch the butterfly

Why was the band Paramore so into Sping?
– They weren’t overall butterflies.

What looks like half a butterfly?
– The other half.

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