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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
– Flap-jacks

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies?
– Caterpillars.

What does a chatty caterpillar become?
– A social butterfly.

What do moths study in school?
– Mothematics!

ABCD…
– EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

When I said I wanted an origami book…
– I didn’t mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– He wanted to see butterfly.

A man’s daughter killed a butterfly in the garden so the father said “No butter for a month.”
– Then later that day, the daughter killed a cockroach. Then the father said “Nice try.”

Why did the girl want to have caterpillars as pets?
– Because it gives her butterflies.

What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?
– Hannibal Nectar.

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.
– His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

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