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New Years jokes 🎇 in 2024

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?
– To make new friends.

What do criminals pay on Jan. 1?
-New Year’s restitution.

A new years resolution is something that goes in one year
-and out the other.

Where do you go to do your math homework on New Year’s Eve?
– Times Square

What’s the worst part of jogging on New Year’s Eve?
-The ice falling out of your drink!

Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year’s Eve?
– Times Square.

“Out with the old, in with the new”
-is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

What new year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?
-To travel more.

On New Years, just remember
– if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.

What’s the luckiest band to listen to on New Year’s Day?
– Black-Eyed Peas

May all your troubles last
-as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep:
– no dieting all year long.

Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year’s Eve?
-He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.

What is corn’s favorite holiday?
-New Ears Eve.

Decimals have a point,
-you know.

Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to
-remember who I came with.

What does a jeweler do on Dec. 31?
– Ring in the New Year.

Heartwarming Miami tradition:
– Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.

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