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New Years jokes 🎇 in 2023

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?
– To make new friends.

What new year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?
-To travel more.

On New Years, just remember
– if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.

What’s the luckiest band to listen to on New Year’s Day?
– Black-Eyed Peas

May all your troubles last
-as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep:
– no dieting all year long.

Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year’s Eve?
-He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.

What is corn’s favorite holiday?
-New Ears Eve.

Decimals have a point,
-you know.

Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to
-remember who I came with.

What does a jeweler do on Dec. 31?
– Ring in the New Year.

Heartwarming Miami tradition:
– Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.

Why do you need a jeweler on December 31?
-To ring in the New Year.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
– A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet
– and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.

What do dogs say on New Year’s Eve?

How did Prince celebrate the new millennium?
-He partied like it was 1999.

Why should you stand on just your left foot during the New Year’s Eve countdown?
– So you start the New Year on the right foot.

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