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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2024

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach…
– That’s the last time I eat a cocoon.

Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?
– Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.

The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
– there is no margarine for error.

My friend hurt himself while making butter on his farm.
– It was an unfortunate churn of events.

Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife
– He said i was toast.

I cannot live without eating peanut butter.
– I am completely nuts about it.

I did not like the butter joke she cracked because I was salty about it.

Because of my cakeday, I’m going to make a joke about cake
– You butter believe it

Don’t ask me to tell you that joke about butter.
– I refuse to spread it.

It is so hard to make butter. It takes an e-churn-ity.

I once spread peanut butter on the road because I wanted it to go with the traffic jam.

What do you call a lady’s private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
– A Fudgina.

I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word.

When the burglars attacked butter’s house,
– he shouted, “You butter back off!”

In Alabama, when served rolls, they never serve the butter on the side.
– Because they like it inbread.

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