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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2022

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

I see more and more shops selling really big butter knives.
– They’re becoming widespread.

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

I bet jellyfish are sad…
– that there are no peanut butter fish.

When I threw the slab of butter out of the window,
– I made a butterfly.

I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?”
– “No, just toast with a bit of butter”

When the peanut butter chocolate was sad, I cheered her up by telling him
– “Pucker up, buttercup.”

Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
– I thought “how dairy”….
– Then, they through some more mild cheese.
– I thought “that’s not very mature”.

Butter knives are selling like hotcakes.
– They are getting more and more widespread.

My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.
– I told her she would roux the day.

What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter?
– This is the whey…

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