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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2023

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

I did not like the butter joke she cracked because I was salty about it.

Because of my cakeday, I’m going to make a joke about cake
– You butter believe it

Don’t ask me to tell you that joke about butter.
– I refuse to spread it.

It is so hard to make butter. It takes an e-churn-ity.

I once spread peanut butter on the road because I wanted it to go with the traffic jam.

What do you call a lady’s private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
– A Fudgina.

I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word.

When the burglars attacked butter’s house,
– he shouted, “You butter back off!”

In Alabama, when served rolls, they never serve the butter on the side.
– Because they like it inbread.

There is no margarine for error when you have to choose between unsalted and salted butter.

My local florist isn’t into butter.
– They’re not interflora either.

When peanut butter wanted to show affection to bread,
– it said “I’m only nuts for you.”

If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads, the world would be a butter place.

If all kinds of margarine and spreads disappeared from the world, it would be a butter place.

I found a butter replacement today…
– It’s margarinely better.

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