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Anime jokes in 2024

What would you call a drowning Titan?
– A Titanic.

How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
– You poke-em-on!

What is the favorite thing of a Titan to eat?
– Rawmen.

Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
– Because she was petra-fied.

A friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him.
– But this isn’t even my final form.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
– Because they were all Sharin-gone.

Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
– Because it was Useless.

What’s a Hawaiian squirrel’s favorite anime?
– My Hero Macadamia (Nut).

What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?
– Daddy 10π

Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
– Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

What was Kakashi’s advice when people asked him about the quickest way to a girl’s heart?
– A Chidori.

What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
– Sailor Moo.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

I only watch anime dubs.
– Cause I don’t take no L’s

What did Yuri say when he won gold?
– “Victuuri!”

What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
– A Ghoul-Aid.

What do Saiyans wear to the beach?
– Trunks.

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