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Anime jokes in 2022

What would you call a drowning Titan?
– A Titanic.

A friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him.
– But this isn’t even my final form.

Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
– Because she was petra-fied.

What’s a Hawaiian squirrel’s favorite anime?
– My Hero Macadamia (Nut).

How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
– You poke-em-on!

What is Wall-E’s favorite anime series?
– It is Eva-ngelion.

What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform?
– “You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin.”

What type of novels does L like?
– Light Novel.

What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime?
– An otaco.

So I’ve been watching an anime adaptation of the bible recently
– And my favourite arc so far is Noah’s

When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
– “It is over 9000.”

What is one easy way of defeating the Akatsuki?
– Pein killers.

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