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Anime jokes in 2023

What would you call a drowning Titan?
– A Titanic.

How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
– You poke-em-on!

A friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him.
– But this isn’t even my final form.

Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
– Because she was petra-fied.

What’s a Hawaiian squirrel’s favorite anime?
– My Hero Macadamia (Nut).

What is the favorite thing of a Titan to eat?
– Rawmen.

What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?
– Daddy 10π

Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
– Because it was Useless.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
– Because they were all Sharin-gone.

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

I only watch anime dubs.
– Cause I don’t take no L’s

What did Yuri say when he won gold?
– “Victuuri!”

What was Kakashi’s advice when people asked him about the quickest way to a girl’s heart?
– A Chidori.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

What do you call French people who like manga and anime?
– Ouibs.

Do you know where Vegeta went after death?
– Into the Freiza.

What is the musical band that is Shino’s favorite?
– The Beetles.

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