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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2021

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel.

Please crab me a glass of water!

You should never make friends with crabs because theyโ€™re all so crabby!

Was holding a crab when it started pinching me
– My mom told me to let it go. I replied โ€œno, this is the least abusive relationship Iโ€™ve ever been in.โ€

Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
– He pulled a mussel!

How to crabs call their friends?
– On a shell phone!

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

What do crabs need to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea.

How do crabs run in Alabama?
– They run in family.

How do you know when a crab has had too much fizzy drink?
– It starts to walk in a straight line.

Letโ€™s all clam down shell we?!

Iโ€™d give you my best one liners here, but Iโ€™m too shellfish!

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