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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2023

Whatโ€™s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

What do you call a crab thatโ€™s green and sings but likes to stay home?
– A Kermit crab.

Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

What do you call a crab who is afraid of small spaces?
– Claw-strophobic!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Ivan

– Ivan who?

– Ivan awful headache after reading all these crab puns!

What did the prawn say to the crab steering the ship?
– โ€œAy, ay, Crabtain!โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
– Kingโ€™s Crustacean.

Thereโ€™s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, itโ€™s called Claw Patrol!

What do you call a crab that doesn’t share?
– A ‘Shell Fish’

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

Fishing for compliments.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon Says.

What did one fish say to the other when they saw the chef crab a crab?
– โ€œOh, buddy โ€” heโ€™s in hot water now.โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the Bustacean

What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

The crab is telling jokes, but nobody laughs because they are all crabby jokes!โ€.

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