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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2024

Whatโ€™s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

What do you call a crab thatโ€™s green and sings but likes to stay home?
– A Kermit crab.

Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

What do you call a crab who is afraid of small spaces?
– Claw-strophobic!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?
– Leonardo da Pinci.

What is a crabโ€™s favorite fruit?
– The crab apple, of course!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

How does the crab answer the phone?
– โ€œShello?!โ€

What did the cannibal crab have for its birthday?
– Crab cake.

How do crabs move from one person to the next?
– They use pubic transport

How does a crab feel when it eats too much?
– Clawful!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

A crab walks into a bar…
– The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.

If the salmon come in on the salmon boat and the lobsters come in on the lobster boat, what boat do the crabs come in on?
– The captain’s dinghy

Where do crabs sleep?
– On the sea bed.

Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

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