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Crab jokes ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2025

Whatโ€™s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

What do you call a crab thatโ€™s green and sings but likes to stay home?
– A Kermit crab.

Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?
– Leonardo da Pinci.

What do you call a crab who is afraid of small spaces?
– Claw-strophobic!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

Knock Knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Ivan

– Ivan who?

– Ivan awful headache after reading all these crab puns!

What did the prawn say to the crab steering the ship?
– โ€œAy, ay, Crabtain!โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
– Kingโ€™s Crustacean.

Thereโ€™s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, itโ€™s called Claw Patrol!

What do you call a crab that doesn’t share?
– A ‘Shell Fish’

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

Fishing for compliments.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon Says.

What did one fish say to the other when they saw the chef crab a crab?
– โ€œOh, buddy โ€” heโ€™s in hot water now.โ€

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the Bustacean

What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

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