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Crab jokes 🦀 in 2021
What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?
– Leonardo da Pinci.
Just beclaws I love you.
What does the crab say when she’s disagreeing with the lobster?
– I don’t quite sea it that way!
Which chemical element accounts for the largest part in the body of crabs?
Made up my own joke today! Comment what you think: What did the crab get on his report card?
– I dont know, but it was Under dah C!
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
– King’s Crustacean!
How much salt do hermit crabs like on their food?
– Just a pinch!
How does a crab answer the phone?
What’s a crab’s favorite song?
– “Don’t Worry; Be Crabby.”
They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place…
– …Tell that to the crab.
What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!
Why did the crab cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!