Clown Jokes ๐Ÿคก in 2021

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did the bottle of rum say to the glass of beer after their romantic date together?
-Alcohol you later!

What does a cannibal call a clown?
-A Happy Meal.

Daddy, can we go see the clowns again?
-For the last time, Billy, we are not visiting congress again.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
-It was such a nice jester!

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephantโ€™s toes?
-Slow clowns.

Did you hear they invented an automatic pen and paper for clowns?
-The joke writes itself

A clown and another guy are walking through the forest at night.
– The guy says to the clown “Man, this forest is really creepy at night”. The clown says “No kidding, and I have to walk all the way back by myself.”

Iโ€™m a clownโ€ฆ
-And everyone nose.

What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
-When the clown is it.

I saw a clown with suit and case running into an allyway
-I think there was some funny business going on there.

If you go to clown school is your education a jokeโ€ฆ
-Or are you juggling with your future?

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