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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2023

What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
-Honk Shoe…. Honk Shoe….. Honk Shoe….

Why did the clown cross the road?
-To get his rubber chicken.

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at 3 am…
-The little boy says, “Golly! It sure is dark and scary out here!”
“You think you’re scared,” says the clown. “I’m the one who has to walk home all alone…”

For my girlfriend’s birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes…
-It wasn’t a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.

If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns…
– You should go straight for the juggler.

An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on ‘Take your kid to work day’
-As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ”Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

I’m inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King’s iconic shape-shifting clown.
– Come to think of it.

What did the egg say to the clown?
-You crack me up.

What does a clown living in a sewer and a person working in technical support have in common?
-They both are from IT

Why did the shark spit out the clown?
– Because he tasted funny!

A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.
-That was a very kind jester.

A clown presents the new covid regulations.
-Everyone dies laughing.

My neighbour is a clown for childrens parties. Evertime I turn my back to get ready for bed, he sneaks into my house in full costume and starts banging my wife. I can see them, in the mirror, going at it while I’m brushing my teeth.
-They keep on telling me that I’ll look back and laugh at it one day.

What do you call a clown who never sits down?
– A stand-up comedian.

I was trying to figure out what to do with the dying clown on the floor.
-Then, IT hit me.

The best insult ever is, “who is this clown?”, because…
-#1- You are calling them a clown
#2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown

What’s left of a clown after a bear attack?
-Just his funny bone.

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