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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2022

What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
-Honk Shoe…. Honk Shoe….. Honk Shoe….

Why did the clown cross the road?
-To get his rubber chicken.

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

What do you call a drawing of a clown?
-A comedy sketch.

How do clowns measure their money?
-Pennywise.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling
-You shoot him in the face

What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
-Slow Clowns.

why dont cannibals eat clowns?
– They taste funny.

A clown who’s job is going to parties and make all kind of balloons..
-Is that considered a blow-job?

Thousands of clowns were killed today in the worst seismic event of the past 100 years.
-Scientists are calling it the mirthquake of the century.

The IT department at my work is full of clowns.
-Bloody dancing clowns.

Yesterday as I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me…
-I thought it was a nice jester.

I asked a hitman for advice on how to kill a clown. He told me…
– Go for the juggler.

What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown?
-Neither are funny.

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did the bottle of rum say to the glass of beer after their romantic date together?
-Alcohol you later!

What does a cannibal call a clown?
-A Happy Meal.

Daddy, can we go see the clowns again?
-For the last time, Billy, we are not visiting congress again.

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