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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2022

What do you call an expensive sushi?
– A raw deal.

“This sushi is terrible.”
– “Sir, this is an aquarium.”

Why is the sushi masago orange?
– Because the water in the rice makes it rusty.

Where do seaweeds tend to seek help?
– Kelp-wanted section.

They went to the local restaurant and ordered some sushi.
– After eating, they discovered that they got the raw end of the deal.

Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
– That’s just how it rolls.

Why is the rice in sushi always so sticky?
– Because otherwise, it would be very easy to Pilaf.

Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
– Cause he was outta tuna.

There are different types of foods you can eat, but if you are going to court, kindly take sue-shi.

How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
– Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

What did the rice ball say when it got angry?
– That he will no longer be Mr Rice guy.

Why did all the seafood in the sushi restaurant live well together?
– Because they were soy happy.

If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,
– would that be considered a Pho pas?

When you are driving on busy roads, it is important to control your tempura.

What’s my favorite kind of sushi?
– Payroll

What did the rice ball get after being a tasty addition to the sushi?
– An honor roll.

Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
– To protest the Unagi Ration.

Why didn’t the seaweed get the job at the aquarium?
– Because it was acting fishy.

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