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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2024

What legend haunts the land of Sushi?
– The ghost of Sushima.

What did the whale say after trying the sushi?
– It’s killer.

What’s the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
– Japan

When she was asked how she would like her sushi done, she responded that she likes it raw.

How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?
– Wasabi for your loss.

What did the seaweed say to the sticky rice when it saved the seaweed from falling off the roll?
– So rice of you.

What do you call a sushi chef’s assistant?
– A Sous-shi chef

What did the other sushi ingredients say when the seaweed did not come into work for a week?
– Long time, no sea.

Spanish pirates and sushi makers have this one thing in common. Both of them seek fortuna.

What did sushi A say to sushi B after doing business?
– You are getting the raw end of this deal.

Have you tried the whale sushi?
– It’s Killer

How did the fish for the sushi become so well-behaved?
– He got schooled.

Now that we live in the same area, let’s chopstick together.

The sushi chef can be a good husband simply because he is such a rice guy.

At what age did the world-famous sushi chef start making sushi?
– Tuna half.

When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the sea.

– So when my family eats sushi they’ll think of me.

What did the seaweed say to the fish?
– How may I kelp you?

When you watch people eating sushi that is when you know how they roll.

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