Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Sushi jokes ๐Ÿฃ in 2021

A cannibal wanted some sushi
– So he bought a pack of ra-men

What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?
– Rice to meet you.

What did the sushi say when it was too busy to see what the seafood made?
– I am busy, sashimi in some time.

Whatโ€™s an actors favorite sushi roll?
– โ€œI-hope-I-get-thisโ€ roll

Cut my life into pieces and you will end up with my sushi roll.

Expensive sushi
– That’s s raw deal

What did the sushi rice say when the customers made assumptions about it?
– Orzo you think.

Dad’s favorite sushi does not even contain fish
– It’s the eye roll

If you cannot buy happiness, you can still buy sushi which has the same effect.

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, โ€œWasa-bee! Letโ€™s roll.โ€

What is a sushi class instructor’s favorite activity?
– Taking the roll.

Why were there cops at the sushi restaurant
– ? Because they smelled something fishy.

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook