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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2023

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

Forget the past because you cannot change it?
-and forget the present because I did not get you one.

Happy 60th birthday,
-I can’t believe that you can still touch your toes! Or can you?

One good thing is no worrying about looking silly?
-because your old lunch cannot muster up enough air to bestow them out.

Keep a diary or a journal?
-it will help you remember what you did yesterday.

I like birthdays?
-but I think too many can kill you.

Do not stress about your eyesight falling as you get older.
-It is the natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

You look back fondly at your 40th birthday?
– and laugh at all the trauma you felt about getting so old.

Science has made it possible for a 50-year old to look as young as a teenager..
-you will at least look trendy.

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