Birthday jokes ๐ŸŽ‚ in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

Live as long as you may.
-but did you know that the first 20 years are the longest half of your life?

Smile?
-its your birthday.

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