Birthday jokes πŸŽ‚ in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

I sent you happy birthday wishes?
-before they became obvious.

Whether you live to over 50 or over 100 makes no difference.
It will only make a difference if you make a difference in the world.

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