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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2024

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

Forget the past because you cannot change it?
-and forget the present because I did not get you one.

Happy 60th birthday,
-I can’t believe that you can still touch your toes! Or can you?

Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

You know that you are already old when?
-people call at 9pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”

At 21st birthday, we do not care what the world thinks of us?
– but we discover that it was not thinking of us at all later.

Happy birthday in dog years.
-this would be heaven for you.

You are not as young as you used to be.
But you are not as old as you are going to be.

What kind of cake do ghosts like?
– I Scream Cake.

Don?t let aging get you down.
-it is hard to get up again.

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