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Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧 in 2024

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

Why do I keep paying the bills?
– It just encourages them to send more.

I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
– “I want my quarterback!”

Where do penguins keep their money?
– In snowbanks.

What would a duck say to the cashier after he was done shopping?
– He’d probably say, “Put it all on my bill”.

Why don’t the bees ever want to spend any money?
– It’s because they all are stingy.

My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

Why did the little old lady put her money in the freezer?
– She wanted cold, hard cash.
I quit my job at the bank today.
I guess you can say I lost interest.
The bank must really like me.
They keep telling me that my loan is outstanding.

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
– He did not have the guts.

I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than me.

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.

What would you call it if you lend some money to a bison?
– I’d call it Buff-a-loan.

What did the flutist do when she found out that she was not making as much money as the cellist was making?
– She asked the cellist what her bass salary was.

What did the recluse say to the bank teller when he needed money?
– “Leave me a loan.”

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there’s no real difference between me and George Clooney.

What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
– Win the lottery.

What did the Dollars name their daughter?
– They named her Penny.

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