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Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧 in 2023
The most commonly thought of bank is one that holds money for people and creates chequing and savings accounts, but there are many other types of banks. Despite how important they are and how serious the banking industry is, there is no shortage of bank jokes to be heard.
Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.
I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
– “I want my quarterback!”
Where do penguins keep their money?
– In snowbanks.
What would a duck say to the cashier after he was done shopping?
– He’d probably say, “Put it all on my bill”.
My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
Why did the little old lady put her money in the freezer?
– She wanted cold, hard cash.
I quit my job at the bank today.
I guess you can say I lost interest.
The bank must really like me.
They keep telling me that my loan is outstanding.
I used to have an account with a bank at the North Pole.
– They froze all my assets.
Living on earth may be expensive,
– but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Why didn’t the man report it to the police when his credit card got stolen?
– Because the kind thief was spending less than the man.
What did the father do when his son wanted to go to a really expensive math university but didn’t have enough money?
– The father cosined for him.
2 Blondes On Opposite River Banks
– 1 Yelled “How Do I Get To The Other Side”? She Yelled Back “You’r On The Other Side”.
What do fish use for money?
– Sand Dollars.
I went to the bank to apply for a personal loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. So they didn’t want to Post Malone.
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
– February 14th.
Why do people say that if we want to get rich, we should keep our mouths shut?
– Probably because silence is supposed to be gold.
Why can’t the dog lawyers make much money?
– It’s because they are all pro-bone-O.
A basketball player and a horse jockey just robbed the bank.
– Police are looking high and low for the culprits.
The stock market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.
Humor About Banks
Banks hold items for other people and keep them safe. These can be financial, medical, or others. Financial banks can be physical locations, some with drive thrus, or online banks that offer most services without needing to attend a physical location, or they can be a hybrid of each. The best bank humor can mention how they are changing to stay relevant with societies changing needs, and how far they have come from people storing their money in the house under the mattress. Hilarious bank content is not only popular among those who use banks, but also those who run them and work in them.The profit from any financial institution comes from investing the money that clients have deposited and keeping the interest, as well as collecting fees from their customers. In exchange for this they provide a safe location to keep money and keep it available for people to use it, without risking carrying all their money with them at all times. One-liner bank humor about how they charge people for storing their own money are funny mostly because it is true.
As the world has moved to having more things online, banks have followed suit. Cheesy bank content about online banking and their more recent use of apps to do things on cell phones are becoming more popular. It is becoming easier to move money between accounts, pay bills, and send money to others. Ease of access to their own money can increase trust of the banks themselves and make people feel more comfortable using them.
With several types of banks there are many hilarious bank anecdotes about all the different types of banks, and for each of those types individually. Clean bank humor about blood banks and what they store, as well as how they store it, are common in many demographics. During the blood drives that occur every year are one of the times that these jokes are the most popular. Vampire jokes, blood jokes, and donation jokes are also very popular during these times and they can be heard around high schools and colleges, as well as other areas that friends gather. Silly bank anecdotes will compare medical banks to financial banks and create puns around them.