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Halloween jokes 🎃 in 2024

What did the bird say on Halloween?
– Twick or tweet.

Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
– They’re all size S.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?
– On blood vessels.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
– You use a pumpkin patch!

What is a witch’s favorite class?
– Spelling!

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
– Straw-berries.

What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?
– Snap, Cackle & Pop!

How does a vampire enter his house?
– Through the bat flap!

The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
-A coffin.

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
– Because of his coffin.

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
– He felt rotten!

What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
-A poultrygeist.

What does a witch use to do her hair?
-Scarespray!

What did one ghost say to the other?
-Get a life!

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
-Because there are so many plots there!

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
-A grave problem.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
– Buckle your sheet belt!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
-A neck-tarine.

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