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Halloween jokes ๐ŸŽƒ in 2021

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
– Fangs-giving!

What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
– Letโ€™s stop in for a cool one!

Why didnโ€™t the mummy have any friends?
-He was too wrapped up in himself.

What do skeletons fly around in?
– A scareplane or a skelecopter.

What Halloween candy should you give trick-or-treaters if you want them to think youโ€™re rich?
– A 100 grand candy bar

What is a recess at a mortuary called?
-A Coffin Break!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
– Because of all the coffin.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
– No body.

What do you call a dog who bites Queen Elsa?
– Wrap music

Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
– Any old friend he could dig up!

What is a vampireโ€™s pet peeve?
– A Tourniquet!

Why didnโ€™t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
-Because she had bad blood.

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