Halloween jokes ๐ŸŽƒ in 2021

What goes โ€œHa-ha-ha-ha!โ€ right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing?
– A monster laughing itโ€™s head off!

What do you call a dancing ghost?
– Polka-haunt-us.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
– His heart wasn’t in it.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
– Frostbite.

Why was Cinderella no good at football?
– Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Who are the werewolfโ€™s cousins?
– The what-wolf and then when-wolf.

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
-Because a dog was after his bones!

What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween?
-A night mare.

The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other tBone-a-part.

Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s favorite instrument?
-A sax-a-bone.

Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween?
-It dampens their spirits.

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
-Prank-enstein!

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