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Sleep jokes 💤🛌 in 2024

What is “relative to a short sleep?”
A napkin.
Sorry.

Do you know why mountains are always tired?
– Because they don’t Everest.

What did Papa cow read to the baby cow before going to bed?
– Dairy tales.

Doctor:I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
Patient:Great, how often do I have to take it ?
Doctor:Every two hours.

What do you call it when you dream in color?
– A pigment of your imagination.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
– Not screaming like the people in his car.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
– You rocket!

What do you call a person who is tired of playing card games?
– Cardboard.

Why are dragons asleep during the day?
– So that they can fight knights.

Why is it difficult to get any specific information out of a bedding expert?
– Because they are always making blanket statements.

What happens if you sleep on your smartphone?
– You download a nap.

Three Guys Were Sleeping Together On A Single Bed
One on the left wakes up and says i had a dream i was getting a handjob from a hot blonde

The Guy on the right says that’s weird i had a similar dream but the only difference is the girl giving me a handjob was a brunette

The one in the middle says well i had a dream where i was Skiing!

What would you call a sleeping werewolf?
– An unaware wolf.

Why are people with insomnia some of the coolest?
– Because they’re up for anything.

What do you call a rock band whose members are in deep sleep?
– Snore Patrol.

What do you call a mare that sleeps around?
– a whorse

What do you call a music concert with a tired audience?
– Lollapasnooza.

What do you call a woodcutter who fell asleep?
– A slumberjack.

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