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Marriage jokes ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฐ in 2022

โ€œThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.โ€

The groom is a very talented man. Very talented indeed โ€ฆ Heโ€™s a gifted inventor, a shrewd businessman, a deep thinker and a noted connoisseur of the arts. Heโ€™s so talented he can fake all of that.

I tried comforting the jilted bride by reminding her, โ€œAt least the wedding went off without a hitch.โ€

Someone once said that marriage is a 50/50 partnership, but anyone who believes that clearly knows nothing about women or fractions!

It was the first night of the newlyweds in their bridal suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. โ€œArenโ€™t you coming to bed darling?โ€ she said sexily.โ€Not in your life!โ€ he replied. โ€œMy mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and Iโ€™m not going to miss it for anything!โ€

Whenever my wife packs me a salad for lunch all I wanna know is what I did wrong.

My wife says I never listenโ€ฆ or something like that.

Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe sheโ€™ll never change. Both are mistaken.

(This one is interactive.) Have the Best Man ask for anyone with keys to the Groomโ€™s apartment to step forward and return them. In advance, hand out keys to 10-15 women (including the groomโ€™s grandma!) and have them come up and return them.
Then have the Best Man ask for anyone who has keys to the brideโ€™s place, and have only her dad come up.

What is the penalty for bigamy?
– Two mothers-in-law.

Marriage is becoming more and more progressive.
I heard two scoutmasters recently decided to tie the knot.

Well, what can I tell you about the groom? Iโ€™ve known him for about 10 years, heโ€™s handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic..sorry, wrong wedding.

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