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Tree Jokes 🌲 in 2022

What happens when a tree falls into mud?
-It leafs an impression.

Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
-Because they never leaf when you want them to.

How do bees travel to trees?
-They take the buzz.

Why do trees hate tests?
-Because they get stumped by the questions.

What must trees drink responsibly?
-Root beer.

Why are leaves always involved in risky business?
-Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.

Where do birch trees keep their valuables?
-In a river bank.

What did the beaver say to the tree?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

How do trees make themselves heard?
-Amp-leaf-ication.

Which side of a cherry tree has the most leaves?
-The outside.

What do you call a Trans potato?
-Sep-timber!

Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
-In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

What is a pine tree’s favorite radio station?
-Anything that plays the poplar hits.

What looks like half a spruce tree?
– The other half.

What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?
-Tulips.

How did the idiot get hurt while raking leaves?
-Fell out of the tree.

Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree?
-She called in sick and went to the beech.

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
-It was feeling green!

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