Tree Jokes 🌲 in 2021

What is every single tree’s least favorite month?
-SepTIMMMBERRR!

By: Aubree

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What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
-Poultree.

By: Remi

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Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.

By: Alaina

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What did the tree wear to the pool party?
-Swimming trunks!

By: Brielle

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Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
-The outside.

By: Amaya

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What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas?
-It took a leaf of absence.

By: London

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Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.

By: Arabella

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Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
-Because they never leaf when you want them to.

By: Hadley

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How do bees travel to trees?
-They take the buzz.

By: Norah

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Why do trees hate tests?
-Because they get stumped by the questions.

By: Morgan

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What must trees drink responsibly?
-Root beer.

By: Adalynn

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Why are leaves always involved in risky business?
-Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.

By: Josie

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