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Tree Jokes ๐ŸŒฒ in 2021

What happens when a tree falls into mud?
-It leafs an impression.

What is the saddest tree?
-The weeping willow

How did the tree get lost?
-It took the wrong root.

Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
-Itโ€™s a corn-y one!

Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim?
-To the baobarber.

How do trees get online?
-They just log in.

What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
-A palm tree!

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
-It wooden go.

How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasnโ€™t looking for anything serious?
– It asked for no twigs attached.

What happens to maple trees on Valentineโ€™s Day?
-They get sappy.

Why was the tree stumped?
-It couldnโ€™t get to the root of the problem.

What do vain trees do to get rid of wrinkles?
– Get a faceleaft.

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