Tree Jokes ๐ŸŒฒ in 2021

What is every single treeโ€™s least favorite month?
-SepTIMMMBERRR!

What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
-Poultree.

Why couldnโ€™t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
-Swimming trunks!

Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
-The outside.

What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas?
-It took a leaf of absence.

Why couldnโ€™t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.

Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
-Because they never leaf when you want them to.

How do bees travel to trees?
-They take the buzz.

Why do trees hate tests?
-Because they get stumped by the questions.

What must trees drink responsibly?
-Root beer.

Why are leaves always involved in risky business?
-Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.

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