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Soccer Jokes ⚽ in 2021

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
– Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?
-Because he had no body to play with.

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

Why are swimmers good at soccer?
-Because they dive a lot.

I started watching football (soccer) because I could see it’s very relevant to my life…
-Little to no goals.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this town play soccer?

Why couldn’t the all-star soccer player listen to music?
-Because he broke all the records.

Which bar downtown do soccer players hate striking on?
-Crossbar.

How do we know that soccer referees are happy?
-Because they whistle while they work.

Soccer is a strange game.
-It’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.

Why do soccer players do so well in school?
-They know how to use their heads.

Why are soccer players never asked out for dinner?
-Because they’re always dribbling!

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