Soccer Jokes โšฝ in 2021

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
-Yellow cards.

What did the soccer goalie say to the ball?
-โ€œCatch ya later.โ€

I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw…
-No 1-1

Why donโ€™t grasshoppers watch soccer?
-They watch cricket instead.

How do you stop squirrels from playing football in the garden?
-Hide the ball, it drives them nuts.

What did the Soccer players day when the owl died on the field?
-F-owl

I saw so many people arguing about if it’s called football or soccer, I thought calling it a new way…
-Fooccer

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
– So she could tie the score.

Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
-The sweeper.

Donโ€™t get me wrong, I love our soccer team.
– But, compared to the albatross, our team doesnโ€™t have two decent wings.

Knock, knock?
Whoโ€™s there?
-August.
August Who?
A gusta go back to soccer practice!

Disney just announced a new show for D+ about a time-traveling soccer mom
-Itโ€™s called The Vandalorian

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