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Soccer Jokes ⚽ in 2022

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
-Penal-Tea.

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
– Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?
-Because he had no body to play with.

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
-Yellow cards.

What did the soccer goalie say to the ball?
-“Catch ya later.”

How do soccer players stay cool during games?
-They stand near the fans.

What did the Soccer players day when the owl died on the field?
-F-owl

How do we know that soccer referees are happy?
-Because they whistle while they work.

Why do soccer players do so well in school?
-They know how to use their heads.

I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw…
-No 1-1

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this town play soccer?

Why couldn’t the all-star soccer player listen to music?
-Because he broke all the records.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your soccer ball?
-Time to get a new ball!

Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
-The sweeper.

Why are swimmers good at soccer?
-Because they dive a lot.

I started watching football (soccer) because I could see it’s very relevant to my life…
-Little to no goals.

Which bar downtown do soccer players hate striking on?
-Crossbar.

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