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Soccer Jokes ⚽ in 2022

What did the soccer goalie say to the ball?
-“Catch ya later.”

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
– Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?
-Because he had no body to play with.

What did the Soccer players day when the owl died on the field?
-F-owl

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
-Yellow cards.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
-Penal-Tea.

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

How do we know that soccer referees are happy?
-Because they whistle while they work.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your soccer ball?
-Time to get a new ball!

Why do soccer players do so well in school?
-They know how to use their heads.

I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw…
-No 1-1

How do you stop squirrels from playing football in the garden?
-Hide the ball, it drives them nuts.

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