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Soccer Jokes โšฝ in 2021

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
-Penal-Tea.

Why is a bad soccer team like an old bra?
-It has no cups and very little support.

Knock, knock!
Whoโ€™s there?
-Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy a new soccer ball?

Playing Soccer is addictve and I wanna stop,
-but I can’t seem to kick the habit.

What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
– A fence.

Why did the defensive soccer player cross the road?
-To get to the other slide.

When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on.
-They just need to bring on their subs.

When is a soccer player like a judge?
-When he sits on the bench.

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

Why are swimmers good at soccer?
-Because they dive a lot.

I started watching football (soccer) because I could see itโ€™s very relevant to my life…
-Little to no goals.

What is soccer?
– It has been described as a game with 22 players, two linesmen, and 20,000 referees.

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