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Realtor jokes ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿก in 2024

Why did the realtor refuse to play hide and seek? He always felt “cornered!”

Why did the realtor go to the beach? He wanted to check out the “sandy” properties!

Why did the realtor become a watchmaker? He knew “time” was of the essence!

What’s a realtor’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the right “angles!”

Why did the realtor join a boxing class? He wanted to “punch” above his weight class!

Why did the realtor bring a ladder to the meeting? He’s always raising the “roof!”

Why did the realtor go to a spa? He wanted to “steam” ahead of competition!

Why did the realtor go to school? He had a “lot” to learn!

Why did the realtor join a band? He knew how to “key” into any rhythm!

Why did the realtor become a movie director? He loved “action”-packed sales!

Why did the realtor become a librarian? He knew the importance of a quiet “listing!”

Why did the realtor become a tour guide? He loved showing off the “sites!”

What do realtors and clouds have in common? They both know when it’s time to “clear!”

Why did the realtor become a surfer? He loved riding the “wave” of a hot market!

Why are realtors great matchmakers? They always know the “key” to a perfect match!

Why did the realtor go to the zoo? He wanted to “seal” a deal!

Why did the realtor go to a football game? He wanted to “score” a touchdown deal!

Why did the realtor join the circus? He wanted to “juggle” more listings!

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