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Amazon jokes ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ›’ in 2024

What’s an Amazon box’s favorite meal? Packing peanuts!

Why did the dog order a bone from Amazon? Because it wanted to chew on something!

What do you call a novel purchased from Amazon? A Prime Story!

Why did the door order a knob from Amazon? Because it wanted to get a grip!

What do you call an Amazon delivery to a comic convention? Prime Cosplay!

Why don’t secrets work on Amazon? Because they always leave a package trail!

Why did the scissors order a cutting board from Amazon? Because they wanted to make the cut!

Why did the shoe order laces from Amazon? Because it wanted to tie up loose ends!

What do you call a musical instrument ordered from Amazon? A Prime Symphony!

Why did the car order oil from Amazon? Because it needed a tune-up!

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open while shopping on Amazon!

Why did the bed order a blanket from Amazon? Because it wanted to sleep comfortably!

Why don’t Amazon packages get lost? Because they follow the Prime Directive!

Why did the bin order bags from Amazon? Because it wanted to clean up!

Why did the clock order batteries from Amazon? Because it needed to keep ticking!

What do you call an Amazon delivery in Antarctica? Chill-azon Prime!

What do you call a beauty product ordered from Amazon? A Prime Look!

Why did the guitar order strings from Amazon? Because it wanted to strike the right chord!

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