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Train jokes 🚅 in 2022

The troll that lives under my local railway bridge really is my arch enemy.

Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge.
– He’s my arch enemy.

When he’s stressed,
– the train driver always bites his rails.

Of course the train driver believes in love at first sight:
– it’s freight!

Being a train conductor requires you to get up early in the morning.
– Right at the track of dawn.

Why did the elephant refuse to travel on the train?
– Because she didn’t want to leave her trunk in the baggage carriage.

Ticket inspectors.
– You’ve got to hand it to them…

Train drivers are great criminals, they know how to cover their tracks.

Train conductors are clever and known for their engine-uity.

I had a friend who quit his gig as a newspaper reporter and took a train out of town.
– The ex-press train.

What did the train track say when he walked into the bar with the motorway?
– A pint for me please, and one for the road.

A train track and a motorway walk into a bar.
– The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road”.

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