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Train jokes ๐Ÿš… in 2021

Who solves railway crimes?
– Scotland Train-Yard.

The driver has never missed a single day of work, he’s always there, come train or shine.

The conductor has never missed a day of work in over 20 years on the job.
– He was there come train or shine.

Being a conductor is more difficult than it looks. Every detail needs to be kept track of.

Well, one thing I’ll say about ticket inspectors is that you’ve certainly got to hand it to them.

How did the locomotive get so good at its job?
– It trained every day.

If you’re a hunter, you’ve got to make sure you’re not following train tracks!

Itโ€™s always great working with a train conductor. Theyโ€™re always ready to take one for the steam.

Railroad workers need to be sure they always keep their train of thought, or else they might go down the wrong track and get someone hurt.

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Quintus.
– Quintus who?
– Quintus the next train leave?

A train can only think about one thing at a time,
– it has a one track mind.

The driver is a resilient guy; he always gets track on his feet.

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