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Train jokes 🚅 in 2024

Why can’t train engineers get electrocuted?
– They’re not the conductor.

How do find out how heavy a whale is?
– By taking it to the whale weigh station

What happened to the boy who was doing a project on trains?
– He found it difficult to keep track of everything.

Everyone is in love with the train driver, he is very at-track-tive.

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Betsy.
– Betsy who?
– Betsy of all, the train ticket says first class.

An express train is just a press train that has lost its job.

To drive trains, you have to know every track in the book.

You won’t find anyone more focused than a train driver: they have tunnel vision.

What do you call a locomotive that keeps sneezing?
– Achoo choo train.

What did the train driver say to the lady who wanted to know how long the next train would be and if it would run on time?
– Same as usual madam; it has four carriages and it will run on rails.

In case of emergency, you just have to keep calm and carriage on.

The train driver has too much work; he bit off more than he can chew chew.

I finally figured out why you always try to drive me crazy.
– You have a locomotive.

Reading between the lines can be extremely dangerous, particularly if you are at a train station.

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition.
– He lost on points.

The train driver loves attention – he loves knowing he’s the train event at the party.

The train driver got married to his partner: they are united in holy matramony.

How do you make the locomotive Olympics?
– Train really hard.

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