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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2022

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
– Liber-tea.

Battery and firework were arrested and one was charged while the other was lit off.

Stop hating U.S. ’cause you ain’t U.S.

Why is Abraham Lincoln regarded as America’s least guilty president?
– Because he is in a cent.

What do Americans do over the Fourth of July weekend?
– Get stuck in traffic.

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
– Laughayette.

I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July.
– Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.

Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
– He was so mad that he exploded!

In what ways does a healthy person resemble the United States of America?
– They have both good constitutions.

Which was the craziest revolutionary war?
– The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
– Hi, Pop!

Unfortunately, the fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the 4th of July.
– It was deemed to be a monument-al disaster.

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