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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2022

What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?
– Fodder of our Country.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
– Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
– Hi, Pop!

Unfortunately, the fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the 4th of July.
– It was deemed to be a monument-al disaster.

What do you call a cartoonist who is an American revolutionary?
– A Yankee Doodler

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
– Indepen-dance.

What does a patriot use on his dry skin?
– A Revo-lotion.

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
– One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

My great grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars,
– revo-lotion.

Party in the US of Yay!

Why was George Washington known as the army’s funniest man?
– Because he was de Laughayatte.

What is the most popular sporting event on July 4th?
– Flag football.

Why did the duck say bang?
– Because he was a firequacker.

At our family reunion last Sunday, we had fun playing games and joking all night.
– The liberty bell joke that my aunt made cracked me up.

What was General Washington’s favorite type of tree?
– The infantree.

Do you know what the favorite food of Revolutionary War patriots was?
– Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

Who are the only ones that can not take a leave on the 4th of July?
– Fireworks.

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?
– Pop-corn.

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