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4th Of July jokes ✨ in 2023

What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?
– Fodder of our Country.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
– Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
– The Fodder of Our Country!

When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right.
– Turns out, they had a duckleration of independence.

What do you think the Statue of Liberty stands for?
– It can’t sit down.

What is the weight of freedom?
– A washing-ton.

What did the American colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
– They wore tea-shirts.

What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?
– A Yankee Doodler.

I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July must be booming.

Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington on his horse?
– It is simply because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call a duck who betrays his flock?
– Beneduck Arnold.

Why is it that the Statue of Liberty stands in New York?
– Because it cannot sit.

Which colonists told the most jokes?
– Punsylvanians!

All of my fingers were injured in the 4th of July fireworks.
– My closest friends say that they can’t count on me anymore.

Why is America happy on July 4th?
– Because it was granted a divorce from Britain.

What dessert did Thomas Jefferson enjoy the most?
– Monti-jello.

Which is the smartest state in America?
– Alabama. It has four As and one B.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
– Indepen-dance.

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