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Gnome jokes in 2024

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

Which summer camps are best chosen by gnomes?
– Those that let you choose your gnome adventure.

Did you hear a gnomes favorite sport is baseball?
– They love to score gnome runs.

Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
– They had a good run, but the jig is up.

Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap
– AKA his metro-gnome

What did the trumpet player say when he caught another using his instrument?
– Blow your gnome trumpet.

Where are many of the elderly gnomes housed?
– A nursing gnome.

How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?
– Gnoman’s Land.

Did you hear about the group of traveling Gnome Merchants?
– An entire city got swarmed with Gnome-ads!

Why did the gnome visit his mother?
– To get a gnome cooked meal

What do you call teenage gnomes who hang with their friends?
– Hanging with their gnomies.

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