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Gnome jokes in 2022
What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play?
– Gnomeo and Juliet.
What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry?
– Big gnomes don’t cry.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
– Because they’re good at shorthand.
What do you call Hispanic gnomes
What is a popular television show for gnomes?
– Gnomer Pyle, USMC.
What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?
– A metronome!
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Infinite , cant stack em high enough.
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
– Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome
What do gnome cowboys sing?
– Gnome on the range.
What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes?
– Gnome Alone.
Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?
– He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.
What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
– A good start.