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Gnome jokes in 2023

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

What do gnomes complain about their always hungry teenagers?
– You’re eating me out of a house and gnome.

Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run?
– Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!

What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
– One gnome in 10 barrels!

Where did Satan’s little helpers go to high school?
– They didn’t, they were gnome-schooled.

What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie?
– A league of their gnome.

Why are there so few gnome airline pilots?
– They can’t meet the height requirements.

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
– Of course not, that g is silent!

What’s the meanest thing ever?
– When you ask a gnome : What will you be when you grow up?

What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play?
– Gnomeo and Juliet.

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