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Gnome jokes in 2024

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

What do gnome cowboys sing?
– Gnome on the range.

What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes?
– Gnome Alone.

Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?
– He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
– A good start.

What do you call a black gnome?
– Gnigga

Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet?
– They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages.

How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class?
– They bow and say gnome-astay.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet?
– ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.

What do you call a Gnome who lives in urban environments?
– A Metro Gnome

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
– It’s a little gnome fact.

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