Robot jokes 🤖 in 2022

What do you get if you cross a robot with a rock band?
– Heavy metal.

What is a robot’s favorite movie?
– Raiders of the Lost Spark.

Why did the robot avoid having his photo taken?
– He was a photo-resistor!

I bought a wooden computer, guess what?
– It wooden work!

What’s a robot’s favourite country?
– Bots-wana.

Why did the robot go on holiday?
– To recharge her batteries.

What do you call a robot who likes to row?
– A row-bot!

What do you call a sad robot?
– A woe-bot.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wal!
Wal, who?
Wall-E!

Why did the robot sneeze?
– She had a virus.

What do you call a robot who always runs into the wall?
– Wall-E!

How do nano-robots travel?
– On the nano-tube!