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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2023

What do you call a robot pirate?
– Arrgghhh2-D2.

What’s a robot’s favourite exercise?
– Circuit training.

What is a robot’s favorite band?
– Metal-lica

What is the name of Optimus Prime’s wife?
– Optimus Prim.

What is a robot’s favorite song?
– “Light My Wire.”

Why are some robots insecure?
– Because their intelligence is artificial!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ill, who?
I’ll be back!

What is a robot’s favorite dance?
– The Roomba.

Why did the robot take a train up the mountain?
– He thought it would be a hard drive.

What do you call a frozen droid?
– An ice-borg.

What is R2D2 short for?
– Because it has little legs.

Why don’t robots get scared?
– They have nerves of steel!

What do you get if you cross a robot with a rock band?
– Heavy metal.

What is a robot’s favorite movie?
– Raiders of the Lost Spark.

Why did the robot avoid having his photo taken?
– He was a photo-resistor!

I bought a wooden computer, guess what?
– It wooden work!

What’s a robot’s favourite country?
– Bots-wana.

Why did the robot go on holiday?
– To recharge her batteries.

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