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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2024

Do you hear the joke about the headless robot?
– I heard he lost his mind!

What do you call a robot pirate?
– Arrgghhh2-D2.

What’s a robot’s favourite exercise?
– Circuit training.

Why does everyone fall asleep in Professor Robot’s flying class?
– Because he drones on and on.

Why did the robot sneeze?
– She had a virus.

Where do robots sit?
– On their ro-bottoms.

What makes Al Gore so robotic?
– His Al Gore rhythm

How do robots exercise?
– Circuit training.

What do robots read in book club?
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.

What kind of robot lives in Alaska?
– Snow-bots.

Why did the robot go back to school?
– Her skills were a little rusty.

Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
– To get rebooted!

What did the robot say to the man he had just met?
– “I am robot.”

Why did the robot need counseling?
– He bot-tled up his emotions.

Why did the robot get so angry?
– Everyone was pushing his buttons.

Why did the robot act strangely?
– He had a faulty circuit board!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rob, who?

Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
– He was programmed to.

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