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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2021

What do polite whales say?
– Youโ€™re whale-come!

What did one whale say to another whale?
– Nothing, it just wailed!

How do you get banned from Sea World?
– Free Willy.

What’s a whales favorite sandwich?
– Krilled cheese

What do whales do when they get angry?
– They blow up and then let off steam.

What type of whales can fly?
– Pilot whales!

Have you ever seen a fish cry?
– No, but Iโ€™ve seen a whale blubber!

Where does a killer whale go to get braces?
– The orca-dentist.

The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world
– Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks

What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
– A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

If whales lived on land, which country would they live in?
– Finland!

Whale hello there!

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