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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2023

What do whales eat?
– Fish and ships.

Where does a killer whale go to get braces?
– The orca-dentist.

Whale hello there!

Whales are the saddest creatures in the world.
– They always have a heavy heart.

What do whales like to do for fun?
– Netflix and Krill

What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
– Long time no sea!

What do you call a whale from Notre Dame?
– Humpback of Notre Dame!

What do you call a whale with bad posture?
– A hunchback whale!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
– One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.

What does a dog and a whale have in common?
– They both start with the letter d if the whales name is david

If a group of whales is called a podโ€ฆ
– Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

How do whales make decisions?
– They flipper coin!

Get whale soon!

Everything whale be right!

What does a Blue Whale do on a date?
– Netflix and Krill.

Whatโ€™s a whaleโ€™s favorite movie?
– The Humpback Of Notre Dame.

What do whales listen to on long journeys?
– Podcasts!

What do whales like to draw with?
– A-krill-ic paint.

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