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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2022

What do whales eat?
– Fish and ships.

Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the treasure?
– Because he was the one who orca-strated the heist!

I whale always love you!

Whatโ€™s a whaleโ€™s favorite movie?
– The Humpback Of Notre Dame.

How does a whale buy their drugs?
– By the krill-o-gram

Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court โ€ฆ
– The game would be cancelled.

What do whales like to chew?
– Blubber gum!

When whale I see you again?

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court
– The game would be cancelled.

What do whales like to chew?
– Blubber gum.

What do you call a whale from Notre Dame?
– Humpback of Notre Dame!

What do you call a whale with bad posture?
– A hunchback whale!

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