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Goat Jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?
-Diableatus.

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten
-I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
-Billy Jean King.

Whatโ€™s 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 1/2 goat?
-Chicago.

What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats?
-A pimp

Why was the farmer angry?
-Because someone got his goat.

Did you hear about the goat that knew kungfu?
-He was a karate kid.

Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his truck?
-There was no more ruminant.

A female sheep walks into a bar with a baby cow and a baby goat
-Bartender says: Ewe Calf to be Kidding me!

What do you call a mountain goat?
– A hill-billy.

You should be nice to goats and show patience
-they are just kids.

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