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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2023

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?

A lion is about to eat a goat
-The goat says, “Please spare me and convert to christianity.”

The lion says, “Goat to hell!”

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
-Vincent Van Goat.

What do you call a cowboy goat?
-Billy the kid.

The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it’s said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by…
-First taking the intestines out of the goat.

What did the goat say to the cow?
– They’ve milked us for all we’re worth!

My friend told me yesterday that he’s buying me a goat for Xmas.
-I said, you’re kidding me.

What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
-Billy Vanilli.

What did the goat say when he had an argument with his friend?
-“I don’t want to butt heads with you.”

I adopted a goat the other day, but my mom said I’d have to get rid of it…
-I guess as long as I live with my parents, I’ll have to make sacrifices.

What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
– Goat-arade.

What did the goat who was amazing at sports drink?
– Goat-orade.

As two hungry goats tried eating movie film stock…
-…one turned to the other and said, “I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.”

What did the sheep say when the billy ate her dinner?
-“You have goat to be kidding me!”

What music do goats like to listen to the best?

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