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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2022

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?
-Diableatus.

What do you call goat swimming really fast in a lake?
-A motor goat

They’ve recently discovered a brand new use for goats in Pakistan..
-They’re calling it “Milk”

What do you call a South American goat-killing monster with a cold?
-Achoopacabra.

I got given an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its knees
– they say it’s a-cute-kid-knee disorder.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?
-Don’t know? That’s fine, I’m waiting to find out myself

What kind of music do goats listen to?
-Baaa-ch!

What do you get when you ask a goat to DJ at your party?
– A sick bleat.

Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat?
-Because the goat was bleating out too fast.

What’s the definition of butter?
-An angry goat.

What was the tough goat in the 90s boy band called?
-Goatee.

Where do you find a goat with no legs?
-Right where you left it.

Everyone says the other side is the devil, but why wasn’t actual Baphometh on the ballot?
-Turns out, Spoonerists’ “vet out the goat” campaign was a success.

Why are goats from France so musical?
– To the prison shell-block.

Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living
-he’s great with kids.

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