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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2024

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?
-Diableatus.

A lion is about to eat a goat
-The goat says, “Please spare me and convert to christianity.”

The lion says, “Goat to hell!”

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call a goat that works at a bakery?
-A battering ram

What’s a kid’s favorite nursery rhyme?
– “Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”

Did you hear the one about the goat who ate up all the office stationery
-it was on a staple diet.

Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?”
-“No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”

How do you keep a goat from charging?
-You take his credit card away!

Where do goat journalists usually work?
-Bleat Street.

What do you call an outlaw goat?
-Billy the Kid.

What do you call a goat that can play the piano really well?
-Billy Joel.

What do you get when you mix human and goat dna?
-Kicked out of the petting zoo.

I used to tenderuse young goats meat
-“But everyone got upset when i told them i beat kids meat

What do Billies like to eat for breakfast?
– Goatmeal.

I told my parents that I wanted to be a goat farmer
-but I was only kidding.

What did the goat say when it walked across the street?
-Baaah

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