Goat Jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
-Vincent Van Goat.

What do you call a cowboy goat?
-Billy the kid.

The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it’s said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by…
-First taking the intestines out of the goat.

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What did the goat say to the cow?
– They’ve milked us for all we’re worth!

My friend told me yesterday that he’s buying me a goat for Xmas.
-I said, you’re kidding me.

What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
-Billy Vanilli.

What did the goat say when he had an argument with his friend?
-โ€œI donโ€™t want to butt heads with you.โ€

I adopted a goat the other day, but my mom said I’d have to get rid of it…
-I guess as long as I live with my parents, I’ll have to make sacrifices.

Whatโ€™s a goatโ€™s favorite drink?
– Goat-arade.

What did the goat who was amazing at sports drink?
– Goat-orade.

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