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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2024

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?

A lion is about to eat a goat
-The goat says, “Please spare me and convert to christianity.”

The lion says, “Goat to hell!”

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call an outlaw goat?
-Billy the Kid.

What do you call a goat that can play the piano really well?
-Billy Joel.

What do you get when you mix human and goat dna?
-Kicked out of the petting zoo.

I used to tenderuse young goats meat
-“But everyone got upset when i told them i beat kids meat

What do Billies like to eat for breakfast?
– Goatmeal.

I told my parents that I wanted to be a goat farmer
-but I was only kidding.

What did the goat say when it walked across the street?

What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
-Goat Stories!

What did Bill Murray say when he visited the haunted farm?
-“I ain’t afraid of no goats.”

I hate when people pet baby goats
– You’re literally touching kids, perverts!

What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
-I have no idea how I goat here.

What was the classic 80s comedian goat called?
– Billy Crystal.

What do you call goat swimming really fast in a lake?
-A motor goat

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