Goats are one animal that looks cute and harmless but is really quite destructive and can become violent easily when provoked. While many goat jokes address their presence in the city and where they belong, there are multitudes of then regarding their tendency to head butt or to eat everything they can reach.
What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.
A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss
What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?
What do you call goat swimming really fast in a lake?
-A motor goat
They’ve recently discovered a brand new use for goats in Pakistan..
-They’re calling it “Milk”
What do you call a South American goat-killing monster with a cold?
I got given an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its knees
– they say it’s a-cute-kid-knee disorder.
What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?
-Don’t know? That’s fine, I’m waiting to find out myself
What kind of music do goats listen to?
What do you get when you ask a goat to DJ at your party?
– A sick bleat.
Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat?
-Because the goat was bleating out too fast.
What’s the definition of butter?
-An angry goat.
What was the tough goat in the 90s boy band called?
Where do you find a goat with no legs?
-Right where you left it.
Everyone says the other side is the devil, but why wasn’t actual Baphometh on the ballot?
-Turns out, Spoonerists’ “vet out the goat” campaign was a success.
Why are goats from France so musical?
– To the prison shell-block.
Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living
-he’s great with kids.
As people shift away from traditional sources of milk and expand into goat milk, oat milk, and milk from nuts, there is a corresponding increase in funny goat jokes related to milk. They are able to be milked and that milk can be processed, it is used to drink, to add to coffee and other drinks, and to make an assortment of cheeses. Goats milk cheese is very popular and the flavor makes it useful in situations that cows milk or other alternatives would not be well suited. A staple in many countries that do not drink cows milk or do not have access to it, this nutrient rich option is the root of many cheesy goat
jokes. The milk of a goat can not only be the source of a great corny goat joke but it can be processed into many product and goat cheese is becoming more popular in items like pizza or even grilled cheese.
When angry or playing a goat will often head butt other goats and even people. This is a great source of hilarious goat jokes as everyone understands a head butt and they are a bit of a type of communication on their own. The goat has a rather hard skull that is quite painful when bumped against someone or another animal, and they are not shy about taking a running start when they feel the need too Some of the top goat jokes are about their headbutting and how they seem to enjoy it and use it not only as a manner of defense but also when the play and as a way to ask others to play with them.
Goats are a surprisingly playful animal, leading to many goat jokes for kids
and cute goat jokes about their headbutting someone in the butt to get their attention, or using it to convince a person or animal to play with them. They are social and can become attached to people, but when angry they will use their hoofs and their heads as weapons and can cause damage to the skin, in cases even breaking bones
As yoga grows in popularity in the Western parts of the world people are inventing new variations of the activity and goat Yoga is one version that seems to have taken off in popularity lately. A Yoga session is conducted in a goat farm or they are brought to the studio, where they are allowed to roam the class and interact with the people. Funny goat jokes about them being in yoga and the best goat jokes about them climbing on people during class are well shared and enjoyed. They can help those who are nervous about a class to relax, they can bring a calmer energy to the session, and they ca ease tension from a hard day or week simply by encouraging people to have a laugh.
Goats Eat Everything
Even with all their other traits and there seemingly human personalities, the top goat jokes and the most hilarious goat jokes must be about what they eat. They have a strong stomach and strong teeth that can, and will, eat almost anything. From tin cans that they find in the garbage as they are snooping around or that has fallen on the ground to the food on you plate, if a goat sees it and it interests them they will attempt to eat it. This can of course lead to high veterinarian bills and they should be kept away from anything dangerous as much as possible, but if you leave your scarf or sweater unattended expect to receive it back with pieces missing and bites taken out of it. Over the years endless short goat jokes have been written and shared about how they don’t seem to have any particular taste but will eat anything, food or not, and these can be some of the funniest goat jokes you will ever hear.