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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2023

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?

A lion is about to eat a goat
-The goat says, “Please spare me and convert to christianity.”

The lion says, “Goat to hell!”

I was banging a goat and I asked her if she was into it,
-she said: Mehhhh

Why are goats from France musical?
-Because they have French horns.

What kind of goat is always acting like a fool?
– A silly billy.

Billy is the perfect name for a newborn goat.
– As a child, it’ll be “Billy the Kid.” As an adult, it’ll be a “Billy Goat.”

Two goats chew on a VHS tape.
-The first goat says “*This film is pretty good”* and the other one replies: “*Yeah, it’s OK but the book was better.”*

What do you call a goat who is dressed up as a clown?
-A silly billy.

A goat shaved away it’s beard and remarked
-Not by the glare of my chinny chin chin

Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
-Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.

Why did the goat run straight into a wall?
– He didn’t see the ewe turn.

Stop me if you heard this…
-Cows, sheep, goats, and/or reindeer.

What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
-A goat of arms.

Who is the most popular country music artist in the goat community?
– Billy Ray Cyrus.

What was the name of the movie about a baby goat that learns karate?
-The Karate Kid

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