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Hurricane jokes in 2022

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY
– That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
– Some poor sap’s gonna lose a trailer.

How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?
– They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house

What do a Hurricane and a wife have in common?
– One day it is wet and exciting and the next day your house is gone

– Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.

So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the “Hurricane Sandy”…
– Essentially, it’s a just a watered-down Manhattan.

Women are like hurricane…
…when they’re coming, they are nice and wet. When they’re leaving, they take cars, houses…

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
– A moron in a suit.

It’s too early for hurricane jokes
– wait for everything to blow over first.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
– A hurricane.

How’s a divorce like a hurricane…
– There’s a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house.

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