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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2024

What do you call a brave slice of bread? Toast of honor!

Why did the toast go to the art gallery? It had a taste for “fine crumbs”!

What do toasts say on their resume? “Good at multi-graining!”

Why was the toast always in trouble? It kept getting jammed!

What did the toast say to its child at night? “Crust your eyes and go to sleep!”

What do you call a slice of bread that’s seen a ghost? Terrified toast!

Why did the toast go to the coffee shop? It needed a strong brew to feel “brewed” again!

What do you call a lost piece of toast? Bread-crumbs!

Why did the piece of toast go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

Why don’t toasts get promoted? They always get burnt at work!

Why did the slice of bread go to the bank? To get its dough!

Why did the toast cross the road? To get to the butter side!

Why did the toast go to the beauty salon? It needed a new “butter” do!

What’s the toast’s favorite song? “I’m burning up” by Jonas Brothers!

What did the toast say at the talent show? “I’m on a roll!”

What do you call a bread pun? A toast joke!

What did the toast say to its date? “I’m falling “crust” over heels for you!”

Why did the toast sit on the baby’s bib? It didn’t want to be jelly!

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