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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2024

What do you call a lost piece of toast? Bread-crumbs!

Why did the piece of toast go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

Why don’t toasts get promoted? They always get burnt at work!

Why did the slice of bread go to the bank? To get its dough!

Why did the toast cross the road? To get to the butter side!

Why did the toast go to the beauty salon? It needed a new “butter” do!

What’s the toast’s favorite song? “I’m burning up” by Jonas Brothers!

What did the toast say at the talent show? “I’m on a roll!”

What do you call a bread pun? A toast joke!

What did the toast say to its date? “I’m falling “crust” over heels for you!”

Why did the toast sit on the baby’s bib? It didn’t want to be jelly!

Why did the toast break up with the bagel? It felt too kneaded!

What’s a toast’s favorite movie? “Breadator”!

Why don’t toasts like hot weather? They feel too toasted!

Why do toasts make bad magicians? You can always see their “butter” hand!

Why did the toast join the circus? It wanted to be a crusty juggler!

Why don’t toasts make good secret keepers? Because they always spill the beans (or in their case, crumbs)!

Why was the toast arrested? It was accused of a salt and “buttery”!

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