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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2024

Why don’t toasts make good secret keepers? Because they always spill the beans (or in their case, crumbs)!

Why was the toast arrested? It was accused of a salt and “buttery”!

Why was the slice of bread upset at the picnic? It felt toasted!

What did the toast do on its vacation? It went on a “butterfly” tour!

Why don’t toasts ever win races? They always crumble under pressure!

What do toasts wear to the beach? Crumb screen!

What’s a toast’s life motto? “Life is butter when you’re warm!”

Why did the toast go to the party? It heard there was going to be lots of jam!

Why was the toast a bad actor? It always got “grilled” by the critics!

What did the toast say to the psychic? “I feel like I’m about to be grilled!”

Why did the toast go to school? To get a butter education!

Why did the toast go to the opera? It had a taste for jam sessions!

What’s a toast’s favorite activity? Going on a roll!

What do toasts call their grandparents? “Granary”!

What do toasts do at concerts? They jam!

What did one slice of toast say to the other at the wedding? “I now pronounce you bread and wife!”

What did the toast say after a long day? “I’m bread beat!”

Why did the toast go to the gym? It wanted to feel “grainy”!

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