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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2025

Why did the toast go to the gym? It wanted to feel “grainy”!

Why do toasts make bad secret agents? They’re always popping up!

Why did the piece of bread go to therapy? It couldn’t handle being toast!

Why did the slice of bread go to the dentist? It needed a filling for its hole grain!

Why did the toast apply for a job? It was tired of loafing around!

Why do toasts make terrible soccer players? They always end up in the toaster!

Why do toasts make terrible comedians? Their jokes are too dry!

Why did the toast go to the spa? It wanted a crumb coat!

Why did the toast go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch some fly crumbs!

What do toasts use to fix everything? Duct “butter”!

Why did the toast break up with the jam? It found someone butter!

What’s a toast’s favorite exercise? “Butterfly” crunches!

What do you call a toast with a degree? An educated crust!

What do you call a toast that’s gone bad? A toast offender!

Why do toasts never play hide and seek? They always get found in the toaster!

What do you call a brave slice of bread? Toast of honor!

Why did the toast go to the art gallery? It had a taste for “fine crumbs”!

What do toasts say on their resume? “Good at multi-graining!”

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