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Minecraft jokes ๐ŸงŸ in 2021

If minecraft taught me one thing…
-It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play.
-So I got him Minecraft.

Everyone’s excited for the new Minecraft movie.
-It’s sure to be a real blockbuster

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?
– A Block-buster

How does Steve stay in shape?
– He runs around the BLOCK.

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

What kind of meat do you get from Minecraft cows?
– Cornered Beef

I introduced my communist friend to Minecraft the other day.?
– Too bad he ended up starving to death.

What’s worse is he’s still AFK in my house.

That “Minecraft” videogame is taking its toll on my cousin’s health.
-The doctors have never seen someone so young afflicting by Black Lung.

What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft
-Bromine!

I just heard that there’s going to be a Minecraft movieโ€ฆ
-โ€ฆit’s gonna be a blockbuster.

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