Minecraft jokes ๐ŸงŸ in 2021

What would a hammer be called in Minecraft?
-MC Hammer

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.
– I just conduit.

What do Minecraft fanboys have when they wake up?

What is Minecraft?
-It’s Hitler’s lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

How does Steve stay in shape?
– He runs around the BLOCK.

Iโ€™m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft
-But itโ€™s way to hard

What was Jeffrey Epstein’s Minecraft Server called?
-Miner’s Welcome.

What is Minecraft called in North Korea?
– Ourcraft

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

Are you a block of dirt?
– Because I dig you.

If there’s one thing minecraft has taught us
– It’s that you don’t waste diamonds on a hoe


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