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Minecraft jokes ๐ŸงŸ in 2021

How does Steve stay in shape?
– He runs around the BLOCK.

If minecraft taught me one thing…
-It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

Everyone’s excited for the new Minecraft movie.
-It’s sure to be a real blockbuster

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?
– A Block-buster

Are you a chest?
– Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.

My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play.
-So I got him Minecraft.

What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
– A Redstoner.

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

If there’s one thing minecraft has taught us
– It’s that you don’t waste diamonds on a hoe

What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
-A HAMburglar.

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
-You get 8 cobblestone.

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