Carrot jokes 🥕 in 2022

What do you call an emo carrot?
– An edgetable.

Who’s there?
Carrot Carrot who?
– Do you carrot all about me!

A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes. What’s wrong with me doc? He asks.
– The doctor replies Well it looks like you’re not eating right.

How do you kill a salad?
– You go for the carrot-id artery.

What’s the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?
– One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why was Frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?
– He was picking his nose.

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
– Do you want to grab a bite?

NSFW Dad walks into a room
And sees his daughter masturbating with a carrot.
“Daamn” – he says: “I was going to eat that later! And now it’s gonna taste like carrots!!!”

Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables.
– Some days, I just don’t carrot all.

why do bunnys like bruno mars
– cuz he got 24 carrots

Carrots may be good….
– Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.

What did the carrot say to the vibrator?
– “Why are you shaking? It’s me she’s going to eat!”