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Carrot jokes 🥕 in 2024

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– “Do you smell carrots?”

Since pirates are on the water all the time, meat is scare and some are actually vegetarians.
– They are called Pirates of the Carrot Bean.

What is invisible and smells like Carrots?
– Bunny Farts!

how do you catch a rabbit?
– Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot.

How can you make a soup rich?
– Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Cucumber, carrot, banana – none of them used for scale
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me Doc?” he asks.
– The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly!”

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
– Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses

I couldn’t find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they’d seen it.
– Apparently, she left me two days ago.

What did one snowman say to the other?
– Does it smell like carrots?

A man walks in to a green grocer’s
“Excuse me ma’am, are these carrots genetically modified?”
– “No” interrupted the carrot.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– Rabbit farts.

What’s orange and never shuts up?
– A carrot reading the bible!

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot……
– I said, Come on, dammit, I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
– Because if it was green and round it would want to pea!

So a guy walks into the doctor’s office with a celery stick in each ear and a carrot in each nose nostril…
He mumbles to the doctor “I think there’s something wrong.” to which the doctor replies
– “I don’t think you’re eating right.”

How do you make your soup golden?
– Add 24 carrots.

How do you make gold soup?
– Put 24 carrots in it.

Some people don’t like vegetable puns…
– but I don’t carrot all about their opinions.

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