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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2024

I was thinking about shearing my llama, but I figured that I better leave him wool enough alone.

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

What happens when you stand between two llamas?
– You get llamanated!

A Llama’s ‘ideal party song is ‘Llama Said Knock You Out’ by LL Cool J.

When llamas hear funny llama jokes, they spit their sides laughing.

What do you call a secret group of llamas?
– The i-llama-nati.

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
– “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

A llama’s favorite drink is Llamanade.

The Llama mother and daughter are spitting images of each other.

Who’s a llama’s favourite singer?
– Llama del Rey.

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
– Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart. If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca?
– “Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama.”

You should never trust a llama with your stuff. You are bound to get fleeced.

A llama’s favorite pudding is a banana spit.

What did the llama say when the vicuña asked why he knew so many jokes?
– Llama funny guy.

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What is a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade.

In Llamaworld the most recent president was Barack Ollama. Everyone lloves Barack Ollama.

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