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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2023

What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca?
– “Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama.”

You should never trust a llama with your stuff. You are bound to get fleeced.

A llama’s favorite pudding is a banana spit.

What did the llama say when the vicuña asked why he knew so many jokes?
– Llama funny guy.

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What is a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade.

In Llamaworld the most recent president was Barack Ollama. Everyone lloves Barack Ollama.

The new mother llama got worried when her baby llama started to crie.

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

What do llamas say when they meet someone new?
– “Fleeced to meet you!”

When a llama wishes merry Christmas in Spanish, it says “Fleece Navidad.”

Llamas who are fond of classical music, love listening to Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see?
– Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
– Llama Del Rey

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
– A turtleneck sweater

What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?
– Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

The llama won the rap battle because he was very good at spitting.

The llama couldn’t see because someone pulled the wool over his eyes.

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