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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2023

I was thinking about shearing my llama, but I figured that I better leave him wool enough alone.

What did the llama say to the grass?
– “Nice gnawing you!”

Why don’t you just save the drama for your llama?

Celebrity llamas always drive around in their llamarazzi.

Who’s the best llama rapper?
– Kendrick Llama.

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

No one is afraid of llama kisses.
– But, why is everyone afraid of the alpaca lips?

Most llamas like cooking their food on a spit.

One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville was spitting fire when he held a concert.

What did their mum say about it?
– They looked like the spitting image of each other.

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

What happens when you stand between two llamas?
– You get llamanated!

A Llama’s ‘ideal party song is ‘Llama Said Knock You Out’ by LL Cool J.

When llamas hear funny llama jokes, they spit their sides laughing.

What do you call a secret group of llamas?
– The i-llama-nati.

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
– “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

A llama’s favorite drink is Llamanade.

The Llama mother and daughter are spitting images of each other.

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