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Scarecrow jokes in 2023

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while…
– The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

A scarecrow friend of mine tried out as a stand up comedian,
– but he was too corny.

Why did the scarecrow have to be the one to feed the horses?
– He pick the short straw.

Why doesn’t a scarecrow eat?
– He’s already stuffed!

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?
– He’s outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
– Because he was outstanding in the field

Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
– They might unravel.

Why did the framer’s daughter date the scarecrow?
– Because it was a straw thing.

Why are the scarecrow’s jokes so bad?
– They’re too corny!

I don’t really like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz,
– I think he’s a poorly thought character

My scarecrow is one of the best in the world
– He’s out standing in his field.

What crop did the scarecrow stand over?
– Beets me.

The vampire bat lands on the top of the scarecrow and asks “Are you good at your job?”
– And the scarecrow answers “I’m outstanding in my field.”

What’s a scarecrow detective called?
– Strawlock Holmes!

I once knew a scarecrow that won an award
– for outstanding achievements in his field.

Another scarecrow went for dinner with a cow friend, but it cost him an arm and a leg.

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