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Scarecrow jokes in 2023

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

I saw a chap fighting with a scarecrow once.
– I thought, “he’s just clutching at straws”

How do you get a scarecrow out of jail?
– Pay the straw bale.

I was driving past a field today when I saw a scarecrow trying fight with another scarecrow.
– I thought to myself ‘those poor guy’s are just clutching at straws’!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
– Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?
– Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
– With a straw.

Why did the the city dwelling scarecrow keep going to the all you can drink restaurants?
– To stuff himself full of new straws!

How do scarecrows drink?
– With a straw!

What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
– Hay men.

I bought a scarecrow and even though it didn’t scare any crows , I still had to give it a great review on Amazon
– Because it was just out standing

Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows?
– Because it could cost him his arms and legs.

Why did the homeless scarecrow say when out begging?
– Hay man! Do you have any spare straws?

What’s got paws and claws and stands in the middle of a field?
– A bearcrow!

Got annoyed when I found out someone had used my raw materials for a new scarecrow to feed their horse.
– That was the last straw.

Why did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn?
– That costume is a-maize-ing!

Why was the small scarecrow out in the fields or day long?
– He pick the short straw!

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