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Scarecrow jokes in 2022

What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation
– Can I get a hay men

What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
– Gimme my hay back!

How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
– With a straw.

What did the rebuilt scarecrow family do after the three little pigs cooked the big bad wolf?
– They turn the three pigs into blood and bone garden mix!

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
– He was outstanding in his field

i saw a female scarecrow
– And I said hay girl

How do scarecrows decide who should be head scarecrow?
– They take a straw poll.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
– Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do scarecrows vote?
– They take a straw poll!

I once attempted to hold a scarecrow’s hand
– But found myself grasping at straws.

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;
– Turns out he was outstanding in the field

What did the scarecrow get paid for his job?
– A good celery.

Why did the Scarecrow not hang out with any cows?
– Because it might cost him his arms and legs.

Why did the scarecrow win an award……..
– ….because it stood out in it’s field.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
– But hay, it’s in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow stand up comic fail?
– Because all he’s jokes were corny.

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

What do you say when you find your scarecrow has been stolen?
– That’s the last straw!

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