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Work jokes in 2022

The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.

Hey Boss, what’s a committee?
– 12 people doing the job of one.

What concert costs just 45 cents?
– 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Be like a proton.
– Always stay positive.

I really like working with you.

What did the hotdog say after it won the race?
– I’m a wiener.

“Siri, why am I still single?”
– Siri activates the front camera.

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
– In case they get a hole in one.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
– It was the best dam show I ever saw!

I always tell new hires: Don’t think of me as your boss,
– think of me as your friend who can fire you.

What does a pirate do on the weekend?
– Y-AAARRR-dwork.

Did you hear about the painter that got hospitalized?
– They say he had too many strokes.

My momma is so mean that she can make an onion cry,
– let alone me.

Hey Boss, I heard you are going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
– I have a hunch. It might be me.

Don’t steal! That’s the government’s job.

Roses are red
– Violets are blue
– But I wouldn’t know
– I don’t get them from you.

What do you call a mind reader who can’t read minds?
– A telepathetic.

Make each day unimportant!

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