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Walk into a bar jokes ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค  in 2021

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasnโ€™t that funny.
– So I just snickeredโ€ฆ

The Barman says, โ€œWe donโ€™t serve time travelers in here.โ€
– A time traveler walks into a bar.

Stefen Hawking walked in a barโ€ฆ
– Just kidding.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Two jumper cables walk into a bar.
– One of them says “We’d like a couple of beers, please.”

A block of gold walked into a bar,
– the bartender said โ€˜AU, get out!โ€

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, โ€œAU, get outta here!โ€

A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy

i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice.
– He simply replied, โ€œtheyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk.โ€

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk not a bar.
– No joke.

A pirate walked into a bar with his shipโ€™s steering wheel hanging off his pants.
– The bartender says, โ€œHey! Whatโ€™s with the steering wheel?โ€
– The pirate says, โ€œI donโ€™t know but itโ€™s driving me nuts!โ€

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk,
– Molly walked into a bar,
– her mom laughed and walked under it.

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