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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2022

Two dragons walk into a bar.
– One says to the other, “It’s hot in here.”
– The other snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells,
– “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds,
– “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?”
– “Pop”, goes the weasle.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
– A: Beers for Queers

A man walks into a bar owned by horses.
– The bartender says, “Why the short face?”

Nutted in her braces,
– now my kids are behind bars.

An Irish guy walks out of a bar…

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar… just kidding :))

The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars…

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says,
– “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

A skeleton walks into a bar.
– Orders a beer and a mop.

What is the suns favorite chocolate bar?
– A Milky Way

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar…

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

I went to a seafood shop
– I pulled a muscle

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