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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2023

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A nucleus walked into a bar,
– he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
– The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
– because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
– the space bar!

E-flat walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
– A time traveler walks into a bar.

A Horse walks into a bar.
– The Barman says… “why The long face?”

2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says “can I have a drink of H2O?”
– then the second says”can I have a drink of H2O2?” and he dies

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A weasel walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasel.

Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
– The space bar!!!

Helen Keller walked into a bar.
– Then a chair, then a table.

Dog walks into a bar & say’s I’m lookn for the man who shot my paw.

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
– He asks for one beer, and one for the road.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out.
– The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit”

Steven hawking walks into a bar
… no I’m just kidding

What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let’s go get shit faced

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