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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2024

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A nucleus walked into a bar,
– he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
– The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk not a bar.
– No joke.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants.
– The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?”
– The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk,
– Molly walked into a bar,
– her mom laughed and walked under it.

i am a reverse rapper
– because i put bars in my mouth

A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door.
– And a staircase.

A blind man walk into a bar…and a table…and a chair…and the counter

What is the sun’s favourite chocolate bar?
– The milky way!

Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say?
– A: ow

The bartender says “Okay, but don’t start anything.”

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
– A mars bar

A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair

a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face

A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar
… I DUCKed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

What did the drunk women said to the man after leaving the bar?
– Alcohol-you later

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