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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2023

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A Roman walks into a bar…
– He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”

A blind man walked into a bar …
And a table and a chair

Three men walk into a bar
… you would have thought the last one would have ducked

A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.

Three fonts walk into a bar.
– The bartender looks up and says, “We don’t serve your type in here.”

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
– A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

A blind guy walks into a bar.

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no.
– The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar.
– He sits down and orders a drink

Two scientists walk into a bar.
– One says, “I’ll have an H2O please”

A blind man walked into a bar, a table and a chair

– OUCH!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into… er…rolls into a bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “how much for a beer?”
– The bartender replies, “for you? No charge!”

So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
– “Hey. This is a singles bar.”

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
– It was tense.

Helen Keller walked into a bar.
– Then a table.
– Then a chair.

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