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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2023

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A nucleus walked into a bar,
– he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
– The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Two men walk into a bar you’d think the second one would’ve seen it

Two scientists walk into a bar.
– One says ¨I want h20” the other said ¨ I want h20 too¨ The second scientist died.

A man walks into a bar

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager
… and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’

Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar?
– Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table.
– And a wall.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
– The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist.
– That was just the first guy

Dog walks into a bar… & Sez to bartender .
– I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…

A tennis ball walks into a bar.
– The barman says, “Have you been served?”

two husbands walk into a bar the first one says my wife is an angel the second one says your lucky mine is still alive

where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he’s dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

A crab walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint please,
– but if I’m not satisfied with it, I’d like to be compensated with ten bottles of champagne.”
– The bartender says, “Why the big clause?”

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