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Bug jokes 🦟 in 2021
My colleague has an insect parasite that sucks blood because it can’t stop fidgeting.
– He just has a nervous tick.
I was delighted to win the Halloween dress-up competition.
– I’m still buzzing from the accolade.
Did you hear about the experiment where they taught insects how to use Microsoft office?
– The entire thing was Excel Ant.
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
– A centipede with athlete’s foot!
What did one firefly say to the other?
– Got to glow now!
There’s a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float.
– That’s just a way for you to know that they’re buoy-ant.
What do we call a blood-sucking, barbecued insect?
What do you call an insect that just got a perm?
– A frizzbee
Why was the centipede late?
– Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother!
I don’t understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077
– It’s just your character’s cyberoptics malfunctioning.
Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.
What would you call an insect that went undercover?
– A spyder.