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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2022

My sister is an artist. She mainly sketches pesky insects and doesn’t shower much.
– She draws a lot of flies and gnats.

Today, I saw an amazing film about a gigantic insect.
– It was an XL ant production.

What’s an insectโ€™s favorite letter?
– B.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
– Turns over a new leaf!

How does a flea get from place to place?
– By itch-iking!

My house is filled with insects that help me with my taxes.
– I guess they’re account ants.

I went to Moth school for the first time yesterday.
– They were teaching Mothematics in the first period.

Which insect has the best sense of smell?
– The Scentipede.

Whatโ€™s the biggest moth in the world?
– A mammoth!

99 critical bugs in the code… 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found…
– 100 critical bugs in the code.

I had a friend who used to crossbreed insects.
– I liked him at first, but then soon I got tired of the ant-ticks.

What kind of insect can kill germs?
– A disinfect-ant.

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