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Wind jokes ๐Ÿ’จ in 2024

What do you call a fashionable gust? A breeze in vogue!

Why did the wind join the army? It wanted to blow the enemy away!

What do you call a wind with a cold? A sneeze breeze!

How does a breeze get around town? It takes the gale-way!

Why did the wind start a band? It had a lot of fans!

What’s a wind’s favorite type of news? The current air-vents!

What’s a wind’s favorite type of joke? Anything that’s air-larious!

Why don’t winds go to the beach? They blow away the sand!

Why was the breeze arrested? For unlawful entry through the window!

How does a wind ask someone to dance? Would you like to blow around the floor?

How does the wind like to relax? By having a breather!

Why did the wind become a singer? It had the lungs for it!

Why did the wind break up with the rain? It was too much of a downpour!

How does the wind like its tea? Blown and stirred!

What did the wind say to the leaves? Don’t be afraid to fall!

Why don’t winds have a bedtime? They are always up in the air!

Why did the gust fail at hide and seek? It was always spotted in the air!

What do you call a wind with a lot of opinions? An air-gument!

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