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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2022

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie!

What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
-Jolly Ranchers!

Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
-Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What do you call stoned Mexicans?
– baked beans.

How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
-Grapes are purple.

What did the frog order at the burger place?
-French flies and a diet croak.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?
-We’re friends because we’re both nuts

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