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Food Jokes ๐Ÿ” in 2021

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
-Big hands.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
– A turkey that can pluck itself!

What did the ghost put on his bagel?
– SCREAM cheese!

What do race car driver’s eat?
-Fast food!

What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
-A chip-monk!

What do you call two bananas?
-A pair of slippers!

What is long, green and slowly turning red?
-A cucumber holding its breath!

What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
-A nectarine.

How fast is milk?
-Itโ€™s pasteurized before you know it.

Why do the French eat snails?
-They don’t like fast food.

What did the fish say to the chip?
-We were made for each other.

What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
-Bye-bye, sucker!

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