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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2023

What did the pecan say to the walnut?
-We’re friends because we’re both nuts

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
-The salad bar.

What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What do you call candy corn?
-Pumpkin poop!

How do you make a milk shake?
– Give it a good scare!

hy did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
-To get another rib.

What do you call a train full of toffee?
– A chew-chew train!

What did the ghosts eat for dinner?

Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
-Because they’re a fungi!

What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie!

What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
-Jolly Ranchers!

Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
-Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What do you call stoned Mexicans?
– baked beans.

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