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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2022

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What do cats eat for breakfast?
-Mice Krispies.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
-A pea in a lift.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
-Ban-ana-na!

What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”
– Can I have fries and a burger?

What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
– A watermelon.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
– A sad candy cane!

What’s better than a good friend?
-A good friend with chocolate.

How come oysters never donate to charity?
– Because they are shellfish

What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
-I never sausage a place

A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
-The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
– Where’s popcorn?

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