Food Jokes ๐Ÿ” in 2021

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
-Canned ham!

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
-A Blood Orange.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What is red when you go and green when you stop?
-A watermelon.

Why did the bacon laugh?
-Because the egg cracked a yoke.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot.

Why do hamburgers go to the gym
– To get better buns!

What can you put in a freezer that’s hot and will always come out hot?
-Hot sauce.

Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

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