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Forehead jokes in 2023
There are few things that people will not joke about, and foreheads are not on that short list. Forehead jokes evolve as people age, beginning with silly comment and ending with hair loss jokes as people age naturally and their hair lines recede.
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
– Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
PSA: don’t let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it’s mind control!
– I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky
With a forehead like yours, Dora would get lost exploring it.
A father names has 3 daughters named Petal, Flower, and Brick
Petal asks “dad, why was I named Petal?”
He says a petal fell from out of nowhere and landed on her forehead right after she was born so he named her Petal.
Flower asks “so, dad why was I named Flower?”
He says a flower fell from out of nowhere and landed on her forehead as well right after she was born so he named her Flower.
Finally Brick asks “daaaa ahhhhh tthhhhhahhh!!”
When you’re cute but your forehead is so big it’s disrespectful
I was tailgating this guy down the street when he stopped his car and got out.
I gulped as the muscular specimen strode over to my driver’s window and said, “Problem, sir?”
I said, “Uh… sure.” Scratching my forehead. “What is 120 subtract 42?”
John came to school with a scar on his forehead
– Tom asked him what do you have on your face?
John answered that it was a scar and it was his fathers fault. John explained that he hit a nail with his fist, and his father told him that he really should use his head sometimes.
Two crazy guys meet
-Hey dude, let me hit a nail in your forehead
-You think I’m crazy?! What if you miss the nail and hit my head?
The good news is that you could make a lot of money by selling billboard space on your forehead.
A man goes to work one day with a VERY noticeable scar on his forehead
One of his coworkers was quick to ask what happened.
“Well” The man replied. “It started this morning”.
“It was about 6 or 7 am, I got up fast because I thought I was going to be late, and I banged my head on the side of the bedside table, then I stumbled over to the closet and accidentally slammed into the door”
“And that’s how you were scarred?” His coworker asked.
“No, let me continue”
“So I went downstairs, had breakfast, and went out, then some crazy kid threw a rock at my on accident!”
“And that’s how it happened?” His coworker asked.
“No, let me continue”
“So I was in massive pain from the rock and then I got in my car, but I was careless and hit a fire hydrant”
“Ok, that was definitely it, right?” His coworker asked.
“Hold on, I forgot what we were talking about” He replied
“How you got that scar on your forehead”
“Oh, that? I got it when I hit my head on the bedside table”
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.
At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.
When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.>
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity.
They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).
That night they had friends over.
They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.
The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.
This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks.
Well, they said, “let’s try this out.”
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounce the command, “Heel!”
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.
– I didn’t mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.
A man walks into a pub, sits down, asks for a beer, wipes his sweaty forehead, and says, “T.G.I.F.!”
The woman at the other end of the bar smiles at him, shakes her head, and replies, “S.P.I.T.”
The man’s puzzled, so he makes eye contact with her, and very clearly enunciates “T.G.I.F.” The woman equally clearly enunciates “S.P.I.T.”
“Lady, what the hell’s that supposed to mean? I don’t think you get it. T.G.I.F. means Thank God It’s Friday!”
“*YOU* don’t get it! Sorry, Pal, It’s Thursday!”
I bumped into Thanos and laughed really hard at the size of his chin and forehead…
– He snapped
A man with no arms walks into a church
– “I’d like to apply to toll the bell, every hour on the hour” he tells the priest. The priest wonders how this would be possible with no arms so he decides to humor the man. Since it’s close to 3pm, they make their way up to the bell tower. At 2:54 the man sits cross legged and begins meditating. At exactly 2:59 he stands up, steps back twelve feet from the bell, and sprints at it. He dives through the air and BONG!!!!!! Smashes into it with his forehead letting out the loudest, crispest, clearest tone that the bell has ever made. He steps back and does it again. BONG!!!!!! Just as perfect as the first one. He steps back a third time and just before his dive he trips, misses the bell completely, and flies out of the bell tower into the pavement below. When the police arrive they question the priest. “Did you know this man?” says the officer. The priest replies “I didn’t catch his name but his face rings a bell.”
They made a documentary specifically about you.
– They called it Coneheads.
Sources report that after holding office for just two years, President Trump has already developed significant forehead wrinkles.
– Talk about making national headlines!
Hey, Terry
A woman walks into the Ipswich Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids…
“WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?
“Yeah they are all mine,” the flustered mother sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.
She says, “Sit down Terry.” All the children rush to find seats.
“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I’ll
need all your children’s names.”
“This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.”
“OK, and who’s next?”
“Well, this one he is Terry, also.”
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the
oldest four, all boys, all named Terry.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri.
“All right,” says the caseworker. “I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL
named Terri?”
Their Mother replied, “Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Terry!’ An’ when it’s time
for dinner, I just yell ‘Terry!’ an’ they all come runnin.’
An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell
“Terry” and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’
them all Terry.”
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and says tentatively, “But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
the whole bunch?”
“I call them by their last names!”
Forehead Jokes for Kids
Funny forehead jokes for kids are a way that they share their observations and are often the result of a family member losing hair, of a friend who has wider forehead, or cartoons. Clean forehead jokes are just one of the ways they point out differences between people, which are often based upon curiosity. They do not understand how characteristics are passed through a family or are just starting to learn that, and will be curious about why people have different eye colors or hair colors and why they have different noses and even foreheads.Cartoons are one of the forms of entertainment that are most watched by kids, and there are certain to be some funny forehead jokes in them. Whether they be kids teasing their grandpa about his hair or a rabbit character chatting with a goat about the horns near his forehead, the funniest forehead jokes are sure to find their way into cartoons.
Other top forehead jokes for kids are in dinosaur or unicorn shows, as they comment on the horns that adorn their heads. Rhinoceros jokes will often involve a cute forehead joke as they have their horns on their head, and these are common with zoo jokes and elephant jokes as well. Cheesy forehead jokes are often focused on animals with horns, and especially those who have a horn on their forehead.
Receding Hairline Jokes
As people age many will find they have a receding hairline that will create the appearance of a growing forehead. This results in many people using short forehead jokes about the resulting connection between forehead and top of the head without hair to disrupt it. Cheesy forehead jokes such as these are common in the card clubs, golf courses along with golf jokes, and barber shops with all the other hair jokes and hair cut jokes.Families will often use hilarious forehead jokes when they are pointing out a family member who is losing their hair. Most often used as a way to show affection to the person who it is targeted towards, one liner forehead jokes can bring a laugh to the family while building stronger relationships. Laughing together is a great way to strengthen relationships and to form stronger bonds, as it creates positive memories and associations. This makes silly forehead jokes a way to improve family relationships when used appropriately, however, when used in a negative way they can damage relationships and harm connections. Jokes that make everyone laugh, including the person who the joke is referencing, will be positive and bring people together while those who are funny only to the person saying them are more likely to cause hurt feelings and cause damages to friendships.