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Dad jokes ๐Ÿ‘จ in 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

Why did the old man fall in the well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

Can February march?
-No, but April may!

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
– He kept throwing away the bent ones..

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
– don’t know y.

How do you make a tissue dance?
-You put a little boogie in it.

Can February March?
-No, but April May!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
-Nacho cheese.

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