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Dad jokes 👨 in 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

Can February march?
-No, but April may!

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

Why did the old man fall in the well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
-The space bar.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

Why did the math book look so sad?
– Because of all of its problems!

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
-It didn’t have the guts.

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