Dad jokes ๐Ÿ‘จ in 2021

How do you make 7 even?
-Take away the s.

When does a joke become a dad joke?
-When it becomes apparent.

What’s ET short for?
-Because he’s only got tiny legs!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What country’s capital is growing the fastest?
– Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

What do sprinters eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

I like telling Dad jokes.
-Sometimes he laughs!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
-A satisfactory!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-Supplies!

What time did the man go to the dentist?
-Tooth hurt-y.

Whatโ€™s an astronautโ€™s favorite part of a computer?
-The space bar.

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