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Dad jokes ๐Ÿ‘จ in 2021

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
– He kept throwing away the bent ones..

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

Iโ€™m starting a new dating service in Prague.
-It’s called Czech-Mate.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
– don’t know y.

How do you make a tissue dance?
-You put a little boogie in it.

Which state has the most streets?
-Rhode Island.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
-The cashier said never mind.

How do you make a Kleenex
-Put a little boogie in it!

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
-European.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
-No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

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