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Dad jokes 👨 in 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

Why did the old man fall in the well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!

Can February march?
-No, but April may!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
-The space bar.

What concert costs just 45 cents?
-50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-It was two tired!

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