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Dad jokes 👨 in 2024

Can February march?
-No, but April may!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
– Fast food!

Why did the old man fall in the well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!

What does a sprinter eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
-The space bar.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

Why did the math book look so sad?
– Because of all of its problems!

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
-It didn’t have the guts.

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
– He kept throwing away the bent ones..

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-It was two tired!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
-It’s okay, he woke up.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What concert costs just 45 cents?
-50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What time did the man go to the dentist?
-Tooth hurt-y.

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