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Chevy jokes in 2022

According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
– The other 9 percent own a Chevrolet.

Never buy a second electric car from Chevy.
– It’s revolting.

How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
– As much as the Ford towing it.

How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
– Park it between two Fords.

Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax
– He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy

With Ford v Ferrari being so successful
– Chevy has decided to come out with their own movie. Total Recall

How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
– Park it between two Fords

What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
– Would you like a tow home?

Chevy has already made the Silverado and the Colorado. Next, they should make the Turbinado.
– That would be sweet.

I’ve been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line…
– “Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline…”

How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
– You can drive a golf ball 200 yards

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy
– Best pickup line ever

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