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Chevy jokes in 2021

What does Ford stand for?
– Found On Road Dead
– My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

What do you call Chevy passengers?
– Shock absorbers.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?
– A Corps vet in a Corvette.

I knew a guy who got an electric Chevy as a gift, but he didn’t want it and just gave it to someone else.
– Frankly, I find that to be revolting.

What do you call two Chevy’s at the top of a hill?
– A mirage. Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? A. Customized.

Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
– So they will save Fordโ€™s gas when the Ford tows them away.

I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.
– Now it’s a trans Trans-Am.

What does Ford stand for?
– Found On Road Dead
– My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
– Because his Silverado got stuck.

How do you double the value of a Chevy?
– Put gas in it.

That way you have friend to walk with the rest of the way home.

How do you double the value of a Chevy?
– Put gas in it.

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