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Chevy jokes in 2021

When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
– Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?

How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
– Turn the engine off.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To push his Chevy into the shop.

How do you make “Malabu” a lower class word, instead of a high class word?
– Chevy Malabu

What’s the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini?
– Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.

Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
– So the owners have someone to walk home with.

What do you do when people ask if you have a Ford or a Chevy?
– I just Dodge the question.

The only thing that runs good on a Dodge is the owner’s mouth.

How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
– You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

How do Chevy Volt owners drive?
– One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back.

What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
– Chevy Maliboos.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?
– They’re afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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