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Chevy jokes in 2024

Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
– So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say “Speed limit 65,
– Chevys-do the best you can”.

Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
– So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks
– Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

Chevy runs deep, but it takes a Dodge to pull it out.

I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle
– A greyhound bus.

What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
– The bus schedule.

Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
– To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop.

According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
– The other 9 percent own a Chevrolet.

Never buy a second electric car from Chevy.
– It’s revolting.

Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax
– He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy

I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.
– Now it’s a trans Trans-Am.

Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire.
– Now it’s Vlad the Impala.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To push his Chevy into the shop

What do you call Chevy passengers?
– Shock absorbers.

Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
– So the owners have someone to walk home with.

When you’re drivin’ in your Chevy and you feel somethin’ heavy…
– Diarrhea, diarrhea.

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy
– Best pickup line ever

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