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Bone jokes 🦴💀 in 2023

What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
– A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

What type of art do skeletons like?
– Skulltures!

Just had an operation on my funny bone….
– Doctor said I’ll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common?
– Once you’re done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone

What do boners and stains have in common?
– If you get it wet and rub it enough it’ll go away.

How do skeletons reproduce?
– They bone.

Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
– He was boning up for his exams!

What did one bone say to another bone?
– Let’s meet up and share a joint.
– Credit: my dad

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?
– A Scoli-ocean!

I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm
– It was humerus

How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
– The bony express!

What do you call Southern Protestant finger bones?
– Phalangelicals

Humans have 206 bones in thier body
– And still we think our dogs love us for no reason

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?
– A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I’ll see my way out.

If you boil a funny bone
– It becomes a laughing stock

Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music?
– They don’t have any organs!

Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?
– Because they haven’t got a funny bone in their body.

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