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Bone jokes ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’€ in 2021

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel.
– Got kicked out of pottery class too.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said โ€œOw! That was my not-funny bone!โ€
– I disagreed. It was humerus.

I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone.
– It was quite the shindig.

What do women and KFC have in common?
– Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
– Sherlock Bones.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant?
– A bone-zai tree!

Why can’t chemists dogs’ ever find their bones?
– Because they barium

Why aren’t there any female butchers?
– Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.

why didn’t the midget get the top shelf T Bone?
– Because the steaks were to high…

What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
– The Grateful Dead.

What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
– Skele tons!
– Stay spooky my dudes

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