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Bone jokes 🦴💀 in 2023

What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
– A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

What do you need for a movie about broken bones?
– An awesome cast

Did you hear that NASA found bones on the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
– Skele tons!
– Stay spooky my dudes

What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
– Bone china.

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?
– Becuase it’s connected to the humerus

Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.
– Can’t blame him though, it was a little humerus.

If you boil the funny bone, it’ll become a laughing stock
….. Now that’s what i call humerus

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
– To get to the body shop.

How is a prisoner the same as a guy who decides to bone his best friend?
– They’re both in mates.

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
– That’s pretty humerus

What did the paleontologist say to his wife after 6 months in the field ?
– You wanna bone?

What do you call a thigh bone that takes the lords name in vein?
– A Blasfemur.

What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
– Bone to be wild.

What do you call a bone who thinks he is god?
– A blasfemur!

What did the Doctor call Napoleon when he broke a bone?
– Napoleon Bone-apart

The Egyptian man became a bone doctor…
– They called him a Cairopractor

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