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Bone jokes ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’€ in 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
– To see the boogie man.

How much does a pile of bones weigh?
– It must weigh a skele-ton!

To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones.
– A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.

I wish my wife looked at me the way my dog does.
– You know, waist-high with a bone in her mouth.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC]
– A Scoli-ocean!

Why don’t skeletons like parties?
– Because they have no body to dance with.

The life of a bone marrow baby is like a Hollywood movie.
– Over in 2 hours

What did the French skeleton say before he ate?
– Bone apetit

Just had an operation on my funny bone….
– Doctor said I’ll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

Who is the most famous French skeleton?
– Napoleon bone-apart.

Why are bones so calm?
– Nothing gets under their skin!

It’s true when Trump insists he “Doesn’t have a Racist Bone in his body”
– It’s just his heart, brain and tongue

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