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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2023

Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away…
– omelette you think about it…

I went to a fancy dress party dressed up as an egg.
-When I got there I saw this cute girl in a chicken costume!

So I said to her: “Are we going to find out, or what?”

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The rooster came first.

was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation. Customer: “I don’t eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?”
– Waiter: “You can get the hell out of here”

A wife tells her husband, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”
– After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread. The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?” He replies, “They had eggs.”

What did the egg say when it got too high? (My own creation as far as I know)

What’s an eggs least favourite day?
-Spanish Inquisition.

Why do the French make their omelettes with only one egg instead of two or three?
– Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.
-But over time I helped it come out of it’s shell.

What is the worst part about being an egg?
– You only get laid once.

What happens when an egg hears a joke?
– It cracks up!

Whenever I confront the messy baker
– I’m always walking on eggshells.

NSFW What did the egg say to the boiling water?
– I just got laid and you expect me to be hard in3 minutes?!?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
– Roosters don’t lay eggs.

An IVF technician goes to brunch. The waiter asks “how would you like your eggs?” She replies

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm?
-An omelette you probably aren’t going to want to eat.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon
-As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’…

My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg
-So i cooked beef in it.

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