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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2023

Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away…
– omelette you think about it…

I went to a fancy dress party dressed up as an egg.
-When I got there I saw this cute girl in a chicken costume!

So I said to her: “Are we going to find out, or what?”

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-**Wrong!**

The rooster came first.

was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation. Customer: “I don’t eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?”
– Waiter: “You can get the hell out of here”

A wife tells her husband, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”
– After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread. The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?” He replies, “They had eggs.”

What did the egg say when it got too high? (My own creation as far as I know)
– “OMELETTE..”

What’s an eggs least favourite day?
-Spanish Inquisition.

Why do the French make their omelettes with only one egg instead of two or three?
– Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.
-But over time I helped it come out of it’s shell.

What is the worst part about being an egg?
– You only get laid once.

What happens when an egg hears a joke?
– It cracks up!

Whenever I confront the messy baker
– I’m always walking on eggshells.

NSFW What did the egg say to the boiling water?
– I just got laid and you expect me to be hard in3 minutes?!?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
– Roosters don’t lay eggs.

An IVF technician goes to brunch. The waiter asks “how would you like your eggs?” She replies
-“ovaries-y”

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm?
-An omelette you probably aren’t going to want to eat.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon
-As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’…

My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg
-So i cooked beef in it.

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