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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2022

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-**Wrong!**

The rooster came first.

Bacon and Eggs
-Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. Bartender says “We don’t serve breakfast here”.

Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
-It was an egg shell lent idea

I told my wife that I didn’t like the way she makes eggs. She got mad and threw one of the eggs at my head
And now the yokes on me

How did the eggs leave the highway?
– They went through the eggs-it.

One day someone decided that the best way to refer quantities of eggs and bananas would be in multiples of 12, rather than in multiples of 10
-And the whole world was ok with it.

Dozen it seem weird?

A man wanted a chicken of his own to lay fresh eggs for him. He went to a farm supply store that had chickens and tried to buy one, but he was denied because he wasn’t a registered farmer. The clerk said, “Sorry sir. . .”
– “No farm, no fowl.”

Drinking Jack Daniel’s while beating scrambled eggs…
-It’s a bit whiskey

I cracked open two eggs for breakfast this morning. One had two yolks, the other had a little chunk of steak.
– The double-yolker was great! The meaty-yolker was just okay.

On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs.
– “How is that possible?” I asked.
“Himalayan rooster,” he replied.

Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away..
-omelette you think about it…

A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped
– Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, “I’ve become apparent!”

Lets face it English is a stupid language
– There is no egg in the eggplant.

Watching Puss n Boots: You know if I were a criminal i dont think i could trust and egg for a partner…
-They would crack to easy if the got caught!

What do eggs do when they’re tired?
-They eggs-it.

My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on…
-Idk why she’s so mad, it’s really hard to write on scrambled eggs.

What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?
-Chicken tenders.

What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?
-Omelette

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