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Every year Easter egg jokes not only surface in the spring but new ones are made. As a wonderful addition to the holiday they can bring laughter and entertainment to every family gathering, and the ones made specifically for kids and families are well suited for the family gathering or the school room. Egg jokes themselves are around all year to the delight of many, both children and adults.
Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away…
– omelette you think about it…
I went to a fancy dress party dressed up as an egg.
-When I got there I saw this cute girl in a chicken costume!
So I said to her: “Are we going to find out, or what?”
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-**Wrong!**
The rooster came first.
What do eggs do when they’re tired?
-They eggs-it.
My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on…
-Idk why she’s so mad, it’s really hard to write on scrambled eggs.
What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?
-Chicken tenders.
What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?
-Omelette
Two sperm are swimming along, searching for an egg to fertilize
-The first sperm says, “are we almost there? I don’t know how much longer I can do this!”
The second sperm responds, “keep going buddy, you can do it. We just passed the tonsils!”
I tried making a steak and cheese omelette but I messed up the flip…
-I guess you can say that I beefed the eggsecution.
I got turned into an egg once. You know what the hardest part was?
– The shell
Two eggs are taking a bath. ‘It’s awfully hot in here’ one egg says.
-‘That’s what gets me hard’ the other egg answers.
what does an egg call it’s suburban hometown?
-new yolk city
My grandpa used to sprinkle a tablespoon of gunpowder on his eggs every morning.
-Said it gave him energy through the day. When he died at the ripe old age of 96, he left behind a grieving wife, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 3 great grandchildren and a 25 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
-They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
What does a horse do when he eats a bunch of eggs and olive oil?
-He Mayo-neighs
My dad only eats Eggs Benedict at Christmas, and only when we visit Grandma and Grandpa.
– He says there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
Why is it no fun being an egg?
– You only get laid once, you only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mother.
How do you teach someone to make an omelette?
– Show them an eggsample
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Easter Egg Jokes
One can’t discuss funny egg jokes without special attention for the Easter egg jokes that come back to popularity every year in the spring. Decorating them can lead to hiding them, and both have pranks and jokes to be made. A good Easter egg prank can be fun and innocent, as Easter eggs are often hidden to be found there are many things to fill them with and fun to be had.Jokes can be made about colouring eggs, the shape of eggs, which is surprisingly strong for it’s size, and it’s ability to protect itself even without further defenses. Eggs roll away and painted for easter will make them no different.
The Chicken and The Egg
A popular and well known riddle about if the egg or the chicken was first, this joke has almost endless versions and jokes make from it and yet it still stands in it’s original form as well. Decades old there doesn’t seem to be any real answer, a chicken hatches from an egg and an egg is laid by a chicken. Perhaps it’s a commentary on life in general, no one really knows for certain how everything has happened. As a classic it is sure to stay around for decades to come and there will always be new versions of it being made or jokes about it created, much like the circle of the chicken and the egg this will continue to circle indefinitely.Why Are Egg Jokes Funny
Most jokes are funny in general because they share information, true or not, about a topic. Funny egg jokes are funny because they show weaknesses in eggs or share stories about them that people know aren’t true and can’t be true but are funny to imagine anyway. A hatching egg can hold many different things, there’s no way to know what could be in it until it hatches, and anything with an element of surprise is a certain to bring amusement just for the surprise it holds. Clean egg jokes can be told for many purposes and on many occasions, though Easter is the most obvious, they are also around year round.Eggs are a wonderful shape that allows them to protect themselves against pressure that not many things in the world can, and they are surprisingly strong for their size. These are all fodder for good humour egg jokes, but also can be encouraging as the smallest egg can survive falls from high places, can roll away when pushed, and scrambled eggs are a source for endless egg jokes. They are funny because they are relevant to daily life, they affect our meals and our homes, and they are known to almost everyone and familiar enough that a joke won’t need explaining which always increases the amusement.
Who Uses Egg Jokes
A funny egg joke can be used by anyone who wants to get a laugh from a crowd, children or adults, or to ease stress or worry in a scary situation. An adult or child can find one that is suitable for their audience that is fitting their situation. Chefs may use them to bring extra fun into the kitchen, a parent trying to get their child to eat, a writer for a family comedy, many situations that involve eggs an be a good moment for a good chicken and the egg joke.Can We Learn From Egg Jokes
In the form of riddles much can be learned about eggs and the animals who lay them, jokes about what is in the egg can explore the number of animals that lay eggs They can be used to memorize facts, to learn new details and to remember old information, or they can be used to help push the imagination and cause growth in what is considered to be possible or not.Following the evolution of egg jokes, chicken and egg jokes, and their knock knock versions, we can see what people have learned and how they have formed their sense of humour over the years. As the original chicken and the egg joke is changed throughout the years, adapted to the latest trends and thoughts, it shows the evolution of community and society as a whole but also of the sense of humor that forms the amusements of the world. Even though they may teach us about eggs themselves, they can also teach us about people.
Many egg jokes are told around breakfast tables around the world, including the riddles, pranks, knock knock jokes and so much more. They are a well known item that can be both entertaining and educational, that can help us learn about the world and animals around us. Some of the best jokes are made from that which is familiar and easily understood and eggs fit that description well, they are known to all and with many variations there is certain to be one type of egg that can be made into a joke to suit almost anyone.
Enjoying egg jokes all year round is beat only by the Easter egg jokes, many of which are certain to include chicks and coloured eggs and bunnies. Cut easter jokes can add extra fun to baskets and class displays, can be used around the home and school yards to increase the fun around the holiday.