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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2024

Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away…
– omelette you think about it…

I went to a fancy dress party dressed up as an egg.
-When I got there I saw this cute girl in a chicken costume!

So I said to her: “Are we going to find out, or what?”

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-**Wrong!**

The rooster came first.

What do eggs do when they’re tired?
-They eggs-it.

My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on…
-Idk why she’s so mad, it’s really hard to write on scrambled eggs.

What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?
-Chicken tenders.

What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?
-Omelette

Two sperm are swimming along, searching for an egg to fertilize
-The first sperm says, “are we almost there? I don’t know how much longer I can do this!”

The second sperm responds, “keep going buddy, you can do it. We just passed the tonsils!”

I tried making a steak and cheese omelette but I messed up the flip…
-I guess you can say that I beefed the eggsecution.

I got turned into an egg once. You know what the hardest part was?
– The shell

Two eggs are taking a bath. ‘It’s awfully hot in here’ one egg says.
-‘That’s what gets me hard’ the other egg answers.

what does an egg call it’s suburban hometown?
-new yolk city

My grandpa used to sprinkle a tablespoon of gunpowder on his eggs every morning.
-Said it gave him energy through the day. When he died at the ripe old age of 96, he left behind a grieving wife, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 3 great grandchildren and a 25 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.

What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
-They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What does a horse do when he eats a bunch of eggs and olive oil?
-He Mayo-neighs

My dad only eats Eggs Benedict at Christmas, and only when we visit Grandma and Grandpa.
– He says there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

Why is it no fun being an egg?
– You only get laid once, you only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mother.

How do you teach someone to make an omelette?
– Show them an eggsample

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