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Egg Jokes ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿณ in 2021

I got turned into an egg once. You know what the hardest part was?
– The shell

Two eggs are taking a bath. โ€˜Itโ€™s awfully hot in hereโ€™ one egg says.
-โ€˜Thatโ€™s what gets me hardโ€™ the other egg answers.

what does an egg call itโ€™s suburban hometown?
-new yolk city

My grandpa used to sprinkle a tablespoon of gunpowder on his eggs every morning.
-Said it gave him energy through the day. When he died at the ripe old age of 96, he left behind a grieving wife, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 3 great grandchildren and a 25 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.

What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
-They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What does a horse do when he eats a bunch of eggs and olive oil?
-He Mayo-neighs

My dad only eats Eggs Benedict at Christmas, and only when we visit Grandma and Grandpa.
– He says there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

Why is it no fun being an egg?
– You only get laid once, you only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mother.

How do you teach someone to make an omelette?
– Show them an eggsample

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
– He bought it on sail.

How do you keep an egg from breaking when throwing it at a wall?
– Leave it inside the chicken.

I just dropped all of my eggs…
– Oeuf

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