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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2022

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

What’s a little ghost’s favorite game?
-Hide and shriek.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
-Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Why did the ghost get arrested?
-For possession

What does a panda ghost eat for dinner?
-Bam-boo!

How do ghosts find out their future?
-They read their horror-scopes.

What did the carpenter say when noone believed they’d seen a ghost?
-“I know what I saw.”

Where did the ghost go on holiday?
– The Boohamas.

I dressed up as a ghost…
-Wanna get under the sheets?

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?
-Phan-Tums

What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?
-Hope that it’s Halloween!

Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
-Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

What did the Spanish ghost have for breakfast?
-A bowl of ethereal…

Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale?
-He’s a bargain haunter.

Who did the ghost take to prom?
-His ghoulfriend.

Why did the judge deny the ghost bail?
-Too much of a fright risk.

Where the ghost go on holiday the next year?
-Lake Eerie.

Are you possessed by a ghost?
-Because you’re the only phenomenon I see.

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