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Ghost Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ป in 2021

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Dayโ€scareโ€ centers.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
-Shamboo!

There is no such color as Ghostly yellow!
-It is just a pigment of your imagination!

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?
-A toastie ghostie.

What happened to the man who didnโ€™t pay his exorcist?
-His house was repossessed.

Why did the ghost cross the road?
– Because it was a poultrygeist.

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
-Ghoul-keeper.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
-Bootiques.

I bet youโ€™re a real freak in the sheets. Wait.
– Ghost. I meant I bet youโ€™re a ghost. Happy Halloween?

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
-A hole-y terror.

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-At the ghost-ery store.

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