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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2022

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
-Ghoul-keeper.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
-Bootiques.

I bet you’re a real freak in the sheets. Wait.
– Ghost. I meant I bet you’re a ghost. Happy Halloween?

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
-A hole-y terror.

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-At the ghost-ery store.

I found a ghost who wanted to pose for a photo for me! Unfortunately, it came out horribly underexposed.
– The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
-Mali-boo.

I think I’m a ghost
– because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.

Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
-Because they bring Boos everywhere they go!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
-Any old friend he could dig up.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
-No haunting license

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