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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2023

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

Why are some ghosts so happy?
-Every shroud has a silver lining.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
-It raises their spirits.

What should you feed a ghost to make them happy?

How do ghosts stay fit?
-By exorcising daily.

I bet you’re a freak in the sheets.
– I mean a ghost.

Why are most ghosts vegans?
– Because it is super natural

What’s a little ghost’s favorite game?
-Hide and shriek.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
-Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Why did the ghost get arrested?
-For possession

What does a panda ghost eat for dinner?

How do ghosts find out their future?
-They read their horror-scopes.

What did the carpenter say when noone believed they’d seen a ghost?
-“I know what I saw.”

Where did the ghost go on holiday?
– The Boohamas.

I dressed up as a ghost…
-Wanna get under the sheets?

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?

What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?
-Hope that it’s Halloween!

Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
-Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

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