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Rock Jokes in 2022

Why did the Rock divorce his wife?
-It’s because she was taking him for granite.

Why does The Rock decides to leave WWE?
-He heard that The Paper was contesting…

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson’s apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?
-Because John was living under The Rock.

What did the rock say to the word processor?
-Boulder.

Schizophrenia is nothing to joke about
-That’s what my pet rock told me

The Rock and his family just got diagnosed with Covid-19
-No one at his home can smell what he’s cooking tonight.

The whole of the earth’s crust is made up of rock
-Underneath the earth’s crust is a core of molten rock called magma.

I named my pet rock after a wrestler
-Stone Called Steve Austin

Why did the space rock break up?
-It couldn’t comet.

I met a rock the other day.
-He was a very gneiss guy.

We’re running low on rock puns,
-so I’ll call it quits before I hit rock bottom.

What’s the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
-A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people,and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

You know that phrase “Kill two birds with one stone”?
-I now hold the world record for aerial rock skipping.

You want to hear the best rock puns?
-Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.

My angry egghead maths teacher hit his head on a rock today.
-I think he finally cracked…

Me: “What do you call a big rock?”
-Person: “Boulder.”
**Me:** **”What do you call a big rock?”**

he lava inside of a volcano is liquid rock
-when it cools it forms a kind of rock called igneous rock.

As a rock salesman, I’ve had great success with money.
-Sometimes I take it for granite.

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