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Rock Jokes in 2023

Why did the Rock divorce his wife?
-It’s because she was taking him for granite.

Back in caveman days, all we had were clubs and rocks. And doors hadn’t even been invented yet…
-…we had to tell each other “thump thump” jokes!

I’ve just joined a rock band that play the same songs in the same order at every gig.
-We’re OC/DC

What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test?
-I don’t want to talc about it.

People say they like rock and roll,
-But I like the opposite, paper and slide is my jam

What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate?
-Coco pebbles.

My rock collection isn’t the best
-but it has sedimental value.

Why does everyone love The Rock?
-Because he is so gneiss.

Have you heard that new dog sled team from Canada that formed a rock band?
-They’re called Mush.

What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
-This is too much pressure!

My friend asked if I would ever date the queen of rock, Tina
-I was like hell yeah! I’d never Turner down!

My favorite rock band is…
-…a slingshot!

Why was the geologist always depressed?
-He had a hard rock life.

What is Magneto’s favourite rock music genre?
-Heavy Metal

What is Sherlock Holmes’ Favorite Type Of Rock?
-Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

Why wasn’t the rock comedian very funny?
-There was too much pressure.

Trust me you should never punch rocks
-I found out the hard way

What do rocks use for personal hygiene?

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