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Rock Jokes in 2023

Why did the Rock divorce his wife?
-It’s because she was taking him for granite.

I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing
-“nice… what’s the highest you’ve been?”
I tried to kiss a goldfish.

The study of rocks and minerals is called geology,
-and people that do geology are are called geologists.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore

Why did the space rock eat the hamburger?
-It wanted to be meteor.

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep?
-You rock-it

What kind of rock isn’t really a rock?
-A Sham-rock.

Why does The Rock decides to leave WWE?
-He heard that The Paper was contesting…

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson’s apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?
-Because John was living under The Rock.

What did the rock say to the word processor?

Schizophrenia is nothing to joke about
-That’s what my pet rock told me

The Rock and his family just got diagnosed with Covid-19
-No one at his home can smell what he’s cooking tonight.

The whole of the earth’s crust is made up of rock
-Underneath the earth’s crust is a core of molten rock called magma.

I named my pet rock after a wrestler
-Stone Called Steve Austin

Why did the space rock break up?
-It couldn’t comet.

I met a rock the other day.
-He was a very gneiss guy.

We’re running low on rock puns,
-so I’ll call it quits before I hit rock bottom.

What’s the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
-A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people,and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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