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Welding jokes 👨🏭 in 2022
What do you call a welder with half a brain?
How do you make a welding stop smoking?
– Put a piece of MIG wire in it!
What’s a welder’s favorite unit of length?
The welder who got PTSD…
– His flashback arrestor stopped working.
What did the welder say when he got fired from his job?
– “I’m sorry, I thought you said ‘finish’. ”
What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 10?
– Grind that weld.
What does a welder call their guitar?
Why did the welder cross the road?
– Better materials on the other side.
What is the difference between a bottle of beer and a welder?
– A bottle of beer is always finished when you start it.
My wife and I were high school sweethearts.
We met in welding class.
Her and I really bonded.
What did they call the man who gave a handjob to an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a construction worker?
– A Jack Off All Trades
Did you know that 9 out of 10 people are afraid of welder’s?
– The tenth person is in denial.