Welding jokes 👨‍🏭 in 2022

What do you call a welder with half a brain?
– Gifted.

How do you make a welding stop smoking?
– Put a piece of MIG wire in it!

What’s a welder’s favorite unit of length?
– Ammeter.

The welder who got PTSD…
– His flashback arrestor stopped working.

What did the welder say when he got fired from his job?
– “I’m sorry, I thought you said ‘finish’. ”

What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 10?
– Grind that weld.

What does a welder call their guitar?
– GTAW.

Why did the welder cross the road?
– Better materials on the other side.

What is the difference between a bottle of beer and a welder?
– A bottle of beer is always finished when you start it.

My wife and I were high school sweethearts.
We met in welding class.
Her and I really bonded.

What did they call the man who gave a handjob to an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a construction worker?
– A Jack Off All Trades

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people are afraid of welder’s?
– The tenth person is in denial.