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Welding jokes 👨‍🏭 in 2022

What is the difference between a welder and a prostitute?
– A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

What do you call a good looking welder?
– A welding stud.

Why are welders good at finishing the sentence?
– They’re great at filling in the blanks

How do you tell if a homeless man has a girlfriend?
It’s easy, he’s got 2 clean fingers.

You can say mechanic, plumber, welder etc. This joke has versatility, use it wisely.

What is the difference between a welding rod and a welder?
– One is hard to get into and the other one is hard to get out of.

What kind of music do welders like?
– Heavy metal.

Why did the welder want to become a rheumatologist?
– They were into joints.

What do you call a welder without any friends?
– Voight.

How many welder jokes are there?
– None, they’re all facts.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?
– They both love to spark up joints.

What is the difference between a welder and a comedian?
– A comedian tells jokes.

What do you call a welding that breaks all the time?
– A crappy welder.

Did you hear about the two welders that got married?
– It was a beautiful welding.

What news does an underwater welder pay the most attention to?
– Current events.

What do you call a welder who never finishes his job?
– A welder.

What do you say to a guy with an I.Q. of 22?
– Nice weld.

Why did the apprentice start cutting thin air?
– He was told to start oxygen cutting.

Why do welders have beards?
– To hide their short-circuits.

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