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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2024

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
– She heard they had great broom service!

My rabbit was upset at the airport today,
– he missed his Hareplane!

I told a few jokes to some unemployed friends of mine, non of them worked though.

Can you think of something that is brown, and very sticky?
– A stick.

I thought raining cats and dogs were bad,
– then it started hailing taxis.

I got lost in Tokoyo recently, fortunately,
– it was all part of Ja-plan!

When in Romania…Why did the tired traveler go to Romania?
– So he could Buch-a-rest.

What happens when you travel to mount Rushmore
– You will see a literal cliff face

You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?

I lost count of how many times I flunked a maths test at school.

A witch gave my hotel a terrible review this week, apparently,
– the broom service wasn’t good enough.

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?
– The Dart of Harkness.

I’m planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I’m far from impressed with my travel insurance.
– It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I’ll no longer be covered.

I’m so sick of hearing German sausage jokes..
– they’re the wurst.

What is a hamster’s favorite place to go on vacation?
– Hamsterdam!

Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…
– Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.

Why do koi fish always travel in groups of 4?
– So the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi can escape, because they know the predator will always go after the D koi.

Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!

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