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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2023

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
– She heard they had great broom service!

I told a few jokes to some unemployed friends of mine, non of them worked though.

Can you think of something that is brown, and very sticky?
– A stick.

My rabbit was upset at the airport today,
– he missed his Hareplane!

What do you call a mix between a plane and a snake?
– Boeing Constrictor!

Which type of traveler is the most calm?
– The No-mad.

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.
– My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.

How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
– On a plane.

How did the buffalo say goodbye to his son at the train station?
– Bison!

Why did one airplane annoy the others?
– Bad altitude.

How do fleas like to travel?
– Itch hiking!

Why can’t flies ever travel in an airplane?
– They are always in the No Fly List !

At this rate, I see my savings Dublin

Did you hear about the fire at the bakery?
– The business is toast now.

I have to sand it to them.
– The beaches I visited on vacation were incredible!

I want to tell you a time travel joke.
– But you didn’t like it.

Carpenters always travel the same way
– By plane.

How do you know when an ocean is happy to see you?
– It waves.

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