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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2022

“What do reindeer want for Christmas?”
– “A Pony Sleigh Station.”

What did Santa say when he stepped in a puddle?
– It must have reind-heer.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

What did Mrs. Claus tell Santa when the reindeer flew by wearing bright pastels?
– “They passed with flying colors!”

What do you call a reindeer with one eye above the other?
– Eyes-higher.

What do reindeer use to communicate?
– The antlernet.

What do reindeer use to buy things?
– Jingle bills.

What does a reindeer call their significant other?
– Cari-boo.

Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was DJing a rooftop party?
– Because “up on the housetop, reindeer pause.”

What does a young reindeer want for Christmas?
– A pony sleigh station.

What’s the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?
– A reindeer can fly.

“What kind of money do reindeer use?”
– “Bucks!”

Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?
– Rain deer.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
– “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Why doesn’t Santa put reindeer milk in his coffee?
– Because he’s on a non-deery diet.

What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a skunk?
– Jingle smells.

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?
– Because they’re on top of the world!

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