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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2024

How do reindeer fly?
– By using their missile-toes.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
– Because it was tied to a chicken.

“Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?”
– “Beyon-sleigh.”

Knock knock

– Who’s there?

– Rudolph.

– Rudolph who?

– Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Which reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names?
– Olive, the other reindeer.

“What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?”
– “Stable tennis.”

Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga?
– It makes them feel (Blit)zen.

Why was the turkey in the pop group?
– Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

How do you get into a reindeer’s house?
– By ringing the deer bell.

What did the reindeer say to the elf?
– Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.

“What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?”
– “Looks like rein, deer!”

How do reindeer know that Christmas is coming?
– They look at their calen-deer.

Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
– Because he has private elf care!

“What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?”
– “The knight is slayin the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!”

What do you call a three-legged reindeer?
– Eileen.

Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?
– They were stalling.

Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?
– He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth.

What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
– A Reiiindeer.

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