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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2024

“Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?”
– “Beyon-sleigh.”

How do reindeer fly?
– By using their missile-toes.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
– Because it was tied to a chicken.

Knock knock!

– Who’s there?

– Reindeer.

– Reindeer who?

– It looks like rain, dear!

Why does Dasher go out when it’s wet?
– Because he is a rain-deer!

Why do reindeer call Christmas ‘Noe’?
– Because they heard Santa say ‘No L’ when he walked by.

What caused all the reindeer to have red noses like Rudolph?
– It was freezing outside.

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
– The elf-abet!

“What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?”
– “Red Nose Day.”

How many reindeer do you need to change a lightbulb?
– Eight: one to change the bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

“What do reindeer use to communicate?”
– “The antlernet.”

What could be said about a reindeer’s personality?
– “It glows (like a lightbulb).”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
– Frostbite!

What do reindeer like about rainy days?
– The reinbows.

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

Why did Rudolph’s nose light up in school?
– He was a very bright student.

What do you call a reindeer at Halloween?
– A cari-boo!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
– Because every buck is dear to him!

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