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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2022

What does a young reindeer want for Christmas?
– A pony sleigh station.

What’s the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?
– A reindeer can fly.

“What kind of money do reindeer use?”
– “Bucks!”

Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?
– Rain deer.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
– “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Why doesn’t Santa put reindeer milk in his coffee?
– Because he’s on a non-deery diet.

What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a skunk?
– Jingle smells.

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?
– Because they’re on top of the world!

Knock knock!

– Who’s there?

– Reindeer.

– Reindeer who?

– It looks like rain, dear!

Why does Dasher go out when it’s wet?
– Because he is a rain-deer!

Why do reindeer call Christmas ‘Noe’?
– Because they heard Santa say ‘No L’ when he walked by.

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