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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2023

Knock knock.

– Who’s there?

– Anita.

– Anita who?

– Anita lift please, Rudolph!

How do reindeer know which day it is?
– They check their calen-deer!

Why did the reindeer ask the turkey to join their band?
– Because the turkey had drum sticks.

What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?
– “That’s cold.”

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
– He pulled a cracker!

“Who laughed and called Rudolph names?”
– “Olive, the other reindeer.”

Why don’t you see reindeer in zoos?
– Because they can’t afford a ticket.

“What do you call a reindeer on Halloween?”
– “A cariBOO!”

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
– Dancer.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
– Because they were two deer!

“What do reindeer say before telling a joke?”
– “This one will sleigh you!

What did the Queen Deer say to her daughter on her 21st birthday?
– It’s time to reign, dear.

What do reindeer say after one of them has a baby?
– “It takes a (Santa’s) Village!”

What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to re-watch?
– Glee (yippee!).

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear-muffs?
– Anything you like, they won’t hear you!

What’s a dinosaur’s least favourite reindeer?
– Comet.

Where would you find reindeer?
– Where Santa left them.

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?
– Cupid.

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