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My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess

A computer once beat me in chess
– But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

Why do chess players date in Prague?
– To find a Czech mate

My computer always wins when we play chess
– But it’s no match for me in kick-boxing.

Two chess players wanted to go to a chess tournament together by car.
After some time the driver had to check his street map:
“What do you think? Is it better if we take the main variation or the side variation?”

My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him ‘care to make this interesting?’ He said ‘sure’.
– So we stopped playing chess.

You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.
– Everytime he checks, you’ll think he’s won the game.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’.
– So we stopped playing chess.

A man is playing chess with a horse in the park.
A man is playing chess with a horse in the park.
A passer-by stops and watches them amazed. After a while ha says to the man: “Wow, your horse is playing chess? It must be really smart.”
The man replies: “You call it smart? He hasn’t won for like twelve games straight.”

A policeman and a prisoner play chess.
– The policeman beats him.

“When did you stop beating your wife?”
– “When her chess game improved.”

A british person plays chess with an american,
The british person always wins. Why?
Their queen never dies.

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