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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

What is the name of the boat that is famous among people?
– Relation-ship.

Why was the kid so happy about dreaming of sailing in a sea full of soda?
– Because it was just a Fanta-sea.

Where did the flying boat land?
– At the air-port.

Where did Bugs Bunny decide to park his boat?
– At the ‘What’s-up dock!’

Why did the sailor fall sick after looking at his boating test score?
– Because he got C-sick.

Felt wavy. Might as well seas the day!

Where do zombies like to go sailing?
– The Dead Sea

What was the sailors favorite letter of the alphabet?
– C (Sea)

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel in his pants.
– The bartender says: “Hey, did you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
– “Aye, sir that it be, “says the pirate, “it’s driving me nuts!”

How to make a boat feel healthy?
– Just give it some vitamin sea.

How do sailors greet each other on the cruise?
– They start waving.

What did the Southern sailboat say to the group of sailboats?
– Hello Yawl !! (Yawl is a type of sailing vessel)

What do kids sing when they’re sailing the seas?
– The farmer in the Citadel, the farmer in the Citadel. Hi-ho, the derry-o, the farmer in the Citadel.

What do sailors get when they’re finally cured of writer’s block?
– A tidal wave.

Why could not the sailors play the game of cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck.

What ship is most like by all the vampires?
– Blood vessel.

What detergent do sailors use?
– Tide!

What kind of reptile might you find on a sailboat?
– A Lizard! (lizard is a short length of rope with ane eye)

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