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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2024

What is the name of the boat that is famous among people?
– Relation-ship.

Why was the kid so happy about dreaming of sailing in a sea full of soda?
– Because it was just a Fanta-sea.

Where did the flying boat land?
– At the air-port.

What do sailors get when they’re finally cured of writer’s block?
– A tidal wave.

Why could not the sailors play the game of cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck.

What ship is most like by all the vampires?
– Blood vessel.

What detergent do sailors use?
– Tide!

What kind of reptile might you find on a sailboat?
– A Lizard! (lizard is a short length of rope with ane eye)

What kind of vegetable is not allowed on ships?
– Leeks.

How were the goods transported through the ship?
– With the help of car-go.

Having yachts of fun!

How do you make a sailboat look younger?
– With Boat-Tox.

At the regatta, the blue sailboat hit the red one…
– They were marooned!

What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat?
– “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”

Why did the captain hire a cleaning service?
– His sailboat was looking dinghy.

Why didn’t the rope speak English?
– It was Flemish (flemish is when a rope is coiled flat).

What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?
– “No shit! Sherlock.”

Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship?
– Because it coasta-plenty to them!

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