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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2021

I went to the Black Friday sale at the boat store.
– It was quite an oar deal.

Why are boats not weirded out by another boat and their activities?
– Because they respect whatever floats each other’s boats.

Why did the sailor fall asleep?
– Because he went for snore-kling!

How did the priest sink the brand new sailboat?
– He christened it with holey water.

When do sailors eat dinner?
– Maritime.

What was the name of the dentist’s office, which got opened on a boat?
– The tooth ferry.

What do the sailors use to clean their noses when they have a cold?
– Anchor-chiefs!

It’s time to sail-abrate good times, come on!

What happened to the sailor who did poorly on his sailing test?
– He got C-sick.

Two sailors talking, the first one says, “My girlfriend just sailed to the Caribbean.”
– “Jamaica?” The other one asked.
– “Heck no! She’d been wanting to go for a long time.”

What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat?
– A see captain.

Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship?
– Tom Cruise.

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